MTV To Abercrombie: Come At Us, Bros

Bros. BROS. The battle between Abercrombie and MTV is getting SERIOUS, son. Yesterday Abercrombie was like “Yo The Situation, quit wearing our clothes or whatever and we’ll give you straight-up CASH MONEY because you’re a tool and we don’t want our name on your drawers, bro” and then I read that and was all “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL it’s funny because he GOT SERVED, you guys.” But then some lady at MTV saw what was happening and was like “Whoawhoawhoa do not make fun of our famous people, for REAL.”

“Oh, Abercrombie, what kind of snowball hath y’all set in motion? We hate to add to the avalanche of publicity that A&F is currently eating up at the expense of our innocent reality TV icons (who declined to comment because they were too busy getting more famous) — mostly because that was the whole point of this shenanigan, wasn’t it? — but we’re all family here at MTV, and no one messes with our “Situation.” There are plenty of neon sweatpants in the sea of franchised fashion, so we encourage him to take the money. And donate it all to Ed Hardy.”

OH SNAP SON. OH SNAP SON. YOU GOT ROASTED SON. This is totally like that time in that one movie with Matt Damon that wasn’t the Bourne movies but those movies are awesome because he WRECKS PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH GUNS where Matt Damon was hitting on some chick and this smart guy was like “I am very smart” and Matt Damon was all “Oh yeah well I am smarter and also I will fight you, bro” and then Matt Damon got the girl’s number and found the smart guy and smashed the phone number against the glass and was like “HEY BRO DO YOU LIKE APPLES? ME TOO” or something like that. LOL AT NERDS. BOOM ROASTED.

I love that movie.