
Like every single woman in Hollywood between the ages of 18-37, NBC is hopping into bed with Maroon 5 frontman, and judge on “The Voice,” Adam Levine. The Levine-produced project will be a sitcom set in a karaoke bar, which is funny because it sounds like something your manager would threaten you with. (Ex. – “If you don’t start taking these auditions seriously, you’ll be lucky to end up on a KARAOKE SITCOM on NBC produced by ADAM LEVINE!”) Deadline has all the details here, but whatever. Maybe it’ll be good. I dunno.
What’s most frustrating about this karaoke sitcom is that, so far, Kate Upton isn’t involved in it. Which means I have no excuse to post the pictures from the photoshoot she just did for Complex. Believe me, I’ve been churning my brain for like 30 minutes trying to make them TV-related. Meanwhile, because she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, stupid Brandon at With Leather gets to post the WHOLE SET OF PICTURES AND VIDEO OF KATE UPTON BOOBS BIKINI SEXY UPTONBOOBS CLEAVAGE BATHING SUIT. Oh, hello Internet searcher. Nice of you to join us.
In summation, someone give that girl a goddamn TV show already.
After the jump, my feelings on this Kate Upton picture situation in GIF form.




Where the hell are all you commenters today? Do you not see me out here spilling my veins for you?! VALIDATE ME.
here i am!
great post, guy!
meh.
BRING BACK MATT!
Probably not the validation you were looking for, DG.
@ Gonzo – I’LL TAKE IT!
Aw, Danger. Somebody needs a hug!
I don’t get Adam Levine, though. He’s skinny and he sings like a girl. Also, Maroon 5 came to my university once, and they didn’t even play for an hour. What the hell is that?
Please DG, like we don’t have anything else better to do than to comment on a blog and validate the writer!
*hits “post comment”. Stares at computer screen and hits refresh. Waits for validation from complete strangers**
Where everybody knows you’re lame.
nice tumblr
Is today not a Matt day? I thought it reeked of Bar desperation.
Can we talk about how underwhelming the sex scene between Sookie and Eric was last night?
Validation and two-bits will get you a sharp stick in the eye…coffee…shit.
@Patty – I hear you. Every now and then I’m attracted to Adam Levine, but the attraction is immediately followed by shame.
I support any post with a banner image of Adam Levine dressed like a Mormon missionary.
Cocksucker defined.
I want to sock Adam Levine over and over in the kidneys.
You people make fun of Adam all you want, I hope you feel good about yourselves! Especially since he lost his upper lip in the war.
Today was exceedingly adequate DG
I know for a fact Kate Upton watches TV, what more do you need. Jeez, Danger, do I have to do all your thinking for you? What, are you going to call me every time one of your clients embezzles some funds?
yeahhhh stupid brandon is awesome