I missed this when it first hit the internet last week, but now that I know it exists, I can’t simply ignore it’s existence. It’s an actual colonic commercial in which Richard Marx, the smoothest voice of the late ’80s, sings the praises of getting your colon cleansed.
The ad is another product of IFC’s “Rhett and Link: Commercial Kings,” and I have to say, this might be Rhett and Link’s finest work yet. I’m sorry, I liked the cat hotel spot, but you just can’t compete with the singer of “Right Here Waiting” and ass fountain imagery. I’m highbrow like that.
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They’re able to let the ass fountain flow during the days, but the have to Hold Onto The Nights.
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Dang it!
i almost didnt recognize him without his sweet, sweet mullet
Did you know that Richard Marx made his greater fortune writing for boy bands in the early 2000′s? Everything about this is cool except for the two douchefucks who wrote it demanding to be in it. If I want to see smug twenty year old boys posing I can go to youtube and have my pick.
It cleans me out great…whenever I hear “Right Here Waiting”.
Richard Marx is some classic 80s yacht rock. Should’ve have known better, should’ve have known better indeed.
I’m surprised they didn’t get the kid who sang Chocolate Rain.
Rhett & Link is pretty funny. I thought the taxidermy one and the hair salon were some damn fine TV!
I was not ready to know that I could be carrying around an extra 13lbs. of stool.
Health Risk Warning; that coffee colonic made me stay up for three days, man. Yeah, so I posted here a few times.