Screw It. Let’s All Do Drugs.

Sure, there’s more TV news out there right now. But you know what? Screw it. It’s Friday, and you and I both deserve a break. So instead of scouring the Internet for newsy stories like some corporate drone, I’m posting this hyper-trippy Bob Ross dubstep video (NSFW audio), and a techno song that prominently features clips of Tim Allen grunting from “Home Improvement.”

So take some spoofballs or magic toast or whatever hip new drugs you kids are taking nowadays, kill the lights, lean back in your chair, and drift off into Weirdville. Tell your boss I said it’s okay.

Bob Ross video via Buzzfeed, Tim Allen song via my buddy Samer.