Below is the trailer for the 397th season of “The Real World,” which was filmed in San Diego. It tells the story of seven morons stupid enough to agree to MTV’s exploitative contract who then live in an exquisite house no normal young person could possibly afford. If my understanding of the trailer is correct, the three attractive men, three attractive women, and one annoying lesbian then spend the next however many weeks going to bars, riding on boats, puking out fish guts, arguing in their underwear, and engaging in coitus. It’s really breaking new ground for the series. Nothing says “must-see TV” quite like two muscular dudes in boxer-briefs having a physical confrontation. GRRRR HOMOEROTICISM!!!
[via EW]
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Can’t wait to not watch this. But that lesbo Sam, there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.
I think it would be more interesting if it was 7 nymphomaniacs, 3 of which had AIDS, but they never told you who had AIDS, just that it was present in the house. Also, they’re not permitted to leave the house at all, and they can eat nothing but ecstasy.
Wow, someone just landed himself a VP position at MTV.
Really MTV? Giant chess set on the roof (0:17)? Shouldn’t you have set them up with something more their speed? Like checkers… or the alphabet?
Wow, has it been 20 years already? Coincidentally, it’s also been 20 years since the last time MTV played an actual music video.
Lesbian(ism) is still so so shocking….
Hey, look on the bright side, this will give Beavis and Butt-head some excellent material to work with when they come back.
These mother fucking douche bags. I hate this show and could only get through half the trailer, but I will watch it to see how misrepresented and cheesy they make SD look. YES, SD does rule, no we don’t want anything to do with this show…as evident by the multiple complaints about their douchebaggery while sullying the air here.
PS I still will hug the living daylights out of Kari Wuhrer…and 80′s era Martha Quinn
Every single moment of the Real World/Road Rules and every crossover they’ve ever had would totally be worth it if they dropped Bas Rutten into the house.
Yes, the brutality would shock John McCain, but that’s not a downside for MTV. You’ve seen the contracts these “people” sign.
@dachshund: what’s worse is that I’m sure they’ll present San Diego as a place that would APPEAL to assholes like that, which will just attract more assholes and create a whole vicious cycle.
/misses living in San Diego.
@poon – Somebody get this guy a contract and executive producing a show!
What the hell was that? I thought lesbians were all hot and busty, like in my pr0n! Mtv and their damn special effects.
“Sorry we’re unable to offer this video to users in your region”
I have never been so happy to be Canadian.
Remember when the Real World had real people on it, who had hopes and dreams? They had a doctor, a cop, gay rights/AIDS activist, a stand up comedian, a surfer who graduated at the top of his class in college, a writer and etc.
Then they figured out that most people in this country don’t have hopes or dreams and just want to watch people fight and bang.
That lesbian made me step away from my laptop in disbelief. At first glance, I thought it was some guy with leukemia.
…So there all gay???