Corn Nog (“Hurricane Neddy”)
What you’ll need: Creamed corn, egg nog
1. Pour creamed corn into a cup
2. Add egg nog
Turns out, you can buy egg nog in the middle of August. Who knew? The sweet cinnamon smell of the egg nog was overpowered by the garbage water-smell of the canned vegetable, and the drink’s texture was too chunky for my taste. Or anyone’s taste, assuming they don’t enjoy eating cat vomit.