Breaking Bad (AMC, Sunday) – I recently made a declaration that I will get all caught up on the entire run of this show by the end of the year. I believe this means, by law, that no one can yell at me about not watching it now.
Curb Your Enthusiasm/Entourage (HBO, Sunday) – It must be liberating for Larry David to know that, no matter how despicable and insensitive he acts on his show, he’s still not the biggest dick in HBO’s Sunday night lineup.
Karaoke Battle (ABC, Friday) – As far as I can tell, the only difference between this show and “American Idol” is that the contestants didn’t bother to learn the words first. Groundbreaking. Hey, at least we know they can read, right?
Heat Seekers (Food Network, Friday) – A show where a couple guys travel around the country and eat spicy food? I like my version of this show better.
Same Name (CBS, Sunday) – New Miami Dolphin Reggie Bush trades places with a farm owner with the same name. My prediction: he will plant awesome seeds, but the harvest will never live up to its potential. Also, the harvest will have to give back its Heisman trophy. I’m bad at analogies.
Leverage (TNT, Sunday) – This show just got renewed for a fifth season. FIVE. Who is watching “Leverage”? If I’m George Lopez right now, this news makes me furious. Also, if I was George Lopez, I’d make a pretty crappy joke about it, then try to throw it to my band, then realize I don’t have a band anymore, then get MORE furious. I’d be an angry George Lopez.
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GIF via The Clearly Dope
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No jokes about how the harvest will love big asses? Way to lay off the low hanging fruit, DG.
Those cats should go on tour. I would pay good money to watch that for 90 minutes.
I know it’s been a few days since it was sent, but that “ALISON BRIE KISSING A WOMAN GIF” email isn’t spam.
If it’s not worth posting here, I can still burn it for a KSK Mailbag submission right?
Here is where I bitch about DIRECTV not having AMC in HD; the fuckers.
The NFL Network is busting out the preseason games this weekend. It is divorce season, baby!!!
Hu$tle is 100 million times better than Leverage.
Rumor has it that if you listed to the Tim Allen techno while watching the cat gif, you know true peace.
Danger, I was once like you. Decided to start Breaking Bad in June to catch up to the new season. Took one week to catch up and be mad there weren’t new eps.
Bring Matt back please
I tried watching Breaking Bad two weeks in a row. I’m having a hard time getting into it. Do you need to be susceptible to cults to like it?
I hear ya, DG. I’m working the backlog of Breaking Bad too. Got two seasons down and a long way to go, since I parse them out one per day on weekdays (during lunch). I expect I’ll be done by the end of the current season.
Finally caught up on Breaking Bad. So Awesome!