Crazy About Pippa (TLC) — Can’t wait for tonight’s one-hour special about Britain’s most eligible bachelorette? Take a walk through this gallery.
Big Law: Deputy Butterbean (ID) — Series premiere. It’s like “Lawman: Steven Seagal,” except somehow fatter. IF you don’t remember me publishing the trailer, that particular post sparked what might be the funniest commenting thread in WG history, with people rattling off the names of cop shows made fatter. Some of my favorites: “Magnum, P.I.E.”; “Slaw & Order”; “Risotto & Aisles”; and “Breakfast, He Ordered.”
White Collar/Covert Affairs (USA) — Summer finales. The blandly handsome guy is after some treasure, while Piper Perabo still can’t fight the moonlight.
Top Shot (History) — Season premiere. The testosterone can run a little high on this show — even for my tastes — but it’s still pretty fun reality competition. Tonight’s challenge involves hitting targets with a shotgun while riding a bumpy stagecoach.
Auction Kings (Discovery) — Season premiere. Seriously? People are watching shows about auctions? I won’t even go to an auction if there’s something I actually want to buy. I don’t even have an eBay account.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jesse Eisenberg and the Situation on Leno; Jessica Alba on Kimmel (don’t bother, Alba’s pregnant again); Katie Holmes on Fallon; The Cars on Colbert; and James Franco and Nick Swardson on Conan.
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She’s so classy. I bet she does anal.
So…. nothing?
Oooooh look at mr fancy with his “I don’t even have an eBay account!” Well la-di-DA your majesty. I suppose you frown on us commoners with our small dreams and petty aspirations!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s an auction for a pair of used panties that I’ve got to go feverishly masturbate to. I mean, bid on.
You’d think I’d eventually become immune to all those “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” references, but nope. It’s in my head again.
(*sprays breath spray, mats down cowlick with palm*)
Not to pick on Pippa – but in a world where Kate Upton and Marissa Miller exist, I don’t understand this extended infatuation with her.
I think it’s a conspiracy led by the same element that tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica Parker was a sex symbol.
I kind of understand what you are saying GFunk, but Pippa is no horse.
White Collar is nice summer television, plus Kelly Kapowski.
I’ve had to get my daughters to sleep tonight, not easy with the riots the last few days here in London, and now Manchester and Birmingham. Much more quiet tonight though.
@smegga – way to bring me from “wow that english ass is fantastic” to “wow those english are fantastic asses”.
only the rioters. couldn’t imagine explaining to my kids. stay safe
The banner pic of Pippa isn’t the best, or the most representative, it seems.
I’ll be watching Top Shot (first time I’ve ever heard of it), because shooting inanimate objects with shotguns is the coolest.
Smegga; what the hell? Do you have an idea who the main perpetrators are? Be safe.
Can the combine “Top Shot” with “Jessica Alba is pregnant again?”
Gfunk; agreed, but I still put it in her pooper in the back of the Jag. Of course I mean that in the most curteous, respectful, and polite way.
“Jessica Alba on Kimmel (don’t bother, Alba’s pregnant again);”
Jessica Alba pregnant is still hotter than most women when they’re not with child. And at least she’s promoting this one – the last time she was carrying was with “The Love Guru”…
I watched the first season or two of Top Shot and it was actually pretty decent. Especially for yet another reality show. If it weren’t competing with my current “stupid summer TV” addictions, I’d be tuning in again.
I would think the Top Shot would draw a bigger audience if they hunted down and shot homeless people, since it seems there is a demographic for that.
True, but the History Channel only endorses shooting Nazis.
Thanks Dave and Moose. Had a much more quiet night, and on my way to work it was like walking through a ghost town.
Moose, it all started with a guy being shot by the police. Brits do not trust police with guns, and it kicked off from there with young men taking advantage of the grief and started looting and rioting. It’s summer holidays, and people are bored, so they have done stupid things with the help of Twitter and text messages.
they have done stupid things with the help of Twitter and text messages.
Sounds like a typical Saturday night.
Seriously, stay safe, Smegga. David Cameron is back from vacation to help!
Sorry, sorry. Seriously, stay safe.
Has anyone heard from Danger this morning? I’m worried he may have serious friction burns on his certain parts of his body.
“Brits do not trust police with guns.” What would the US TV and movie industry be like if we had that attitude? We’d have to make shows with WORDS!