America’s Got Talent (NBC) — Eight of last night’s 12 acts get sent home. My guess is that Team iLuminate here makes it through to the next round. [via BuzzFeed]
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — The final six dancers perform for guest judges Christina Applegate and Lil’ C. I have no idea who Lil’ C is. Is Lil’ C a man or a woman? A rapper, maybe? And at what point did we decide to ignore the correct conjunction li’l? I am not a crackpot.
Franklin & Bash (TNT) — Season finale. Sad times, bro. But at least we got one more recap from Danger Guerrero coming tomorrow.
Scream If You Know the Answer (Travel) — Series premiere. Contestants on this game show answer questions while on a roller coaster. I’m 100% sure I’ve seen video of thisbefore — either from a foreign version of the show, or possibly on a late-night segment — but it’s been a long day and I don’t feel like looking it up.
How Sharks Hunt (Discovery) — Somehow, this is an hour-long program. Does it really take an hour to say, “They smell blood and swim really fast and nothing can stop them”?
Deadliest Warrior (Spike) — U.S. Army Rangers versus North Korean special ops. Puh-leaze. I enjoy denigrating the Army as much as the next Marine, but if North Korea doesn’t have enough food or electricity to be a first-world country, I hardly think their spec ops can compete with our semi-elite.
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The only thing that will prevent me from recapping “Franklin & Bash” tomorrow is if there’s a storm and my alarm clock goes out, or if I forget to set my alarm, or if hit snooze a million times, or if actively decide not to set my alarm, or if I mysteriously become illiterate overnight, or if a monster with a zillion teeth comes to my house and bites off all my fingers so I can’t type and he also eats my keyboard just in case I decided to try to type with my nose or something.
Otherwise, I’m on it.
God, what am I going to wreck bud light limes with my wifebro to now?
America’s Got Talent usually plays fast and loose with the concept of talent, but that’s actually pretty darn cool.
Although has anyone else seen that chubby dancing guy? Oh my god, I want to invite him to every party I throw for the rest of my life. He’s like a living SNL sketch.
either from a foreign version of the show, or possibly on a late-night segment
In a dream and naked if it’s the same Scream If You Know the Answer I’m thinking of.
@Patty
The guy that started off dancing like Ed Grimley? Pure gold.
Team iLuminate’s routine was pretty uninspired. It looked like a mix between the talent show in Revenge of the Nerds and the video for ‘Praise You’ by Fatboy Slim. Yep, they’re definitely less dance troupe and more MIT engineering study group.
Just FYI, there’s a Canadian show called ‘Canada Sings’ on tomorrow night featuring Vanilla Ice as a judge. You read that right.
Did you hear? Team iLuminate lost one of their dancers since he had a short in his pants….
Plus those Koreans can’t see with those squinty eyes *makes stereotypical fake asian words*
no…. seriously though, who the fuck is lil’ c????
I’d just like to point out that tonight’s Royal Pains featured Julie Benz as a lesbian. … Now that it’s over, that is.
How does Spike TV even know anything about N. Korea’s special forces? It’s not like they have a Freedom of Information Act.
Fucl Lil’ C, SYTYCD should have Lil’ Kevin perform.
Also, Deadliest Warrior is awesome.
REEEECONNNN!