Meet George Lindell, who survived a violent car accident in which — surprisingly — no one was hurt. He recounts the accident for the local news team, and he proves to be a real-life Chris Farley character (see below), flailing around while energetically acting out his experience before regaining his composure and closing with, “Reality hits you hard, bro.” It’s magical. I want the Gregory Brothers to auto-tune this immediately.
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This guy needs to be ready for his 15 minutes of fame. Tosh.0 will be calling any day.
…and Arizona enters the Florida/Ohio race as a legitimate third party contender.
***This message is approved by Sheriff Joe and Deputy “Barney” Seagal.
Should the news look like a viral remix?
Whoohoo! Another Phoenix post!
@RHYHB: it’s on the Tosh.0 facebook feed as of an hour ago.
I saw the same thing MST3KGirl.
Please oh PLEASE tell me he lives in a van down by the river.
Slightly off-topic, but I wanna do several disgusting to that female news anchor. My Dad always told me to never date a woman who has shorter hair than you do… but for her, I’d make an exception.
His hat flying off at the beginning is my favorite part.
Michael Bay has really packed on the pounds lately, eh?
The expressions on the people behind him were great.
Another addition to the ‘Guys who look like Mike Leach’ list, along with Kenny in the video below (ff to about 45 seconds)
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If your artceils are always this helpful, I’ll be back.
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