As we’ve already seen, “Two and a Half Men’s” marketing campaign is built around the new cast being naked. I assume that has something to do with why Kutcher was naked on “Ellen” today. I’ve got video below for the ladies out there, but I’m sorry (or happy) to say that there’s generous pixelation of Demi Moore’s meat thermometer.
I was actually going to give Kutcher props for going in front of a studio audience completely nude, but he chickened out and put clothes on for the actual sit-down interview. What a coward.I bet there’s not even anything to see. If he’s anything like his wife, his genitalia is completely hidden with a beaver pelt.
[via THR]
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There was a time in my life when I could not distinguish between this chode and Chris Klein. My how their careers have turned.
My God he even makes Ellen less funny.
I’d rather watch my family and friends burn to death in a house fire than watch any of the people or shows mentioned in this post.
*sigh* As I have stated before, the unexplainably perfect awesomeness of this douche’s life makes me hate humanity.
Holy crap, I never saw that Demi bush picture before. Is she Italian?