
The Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen was last night, and even though it won’t air until September 19th (the same night the Sheen-less “Two and a Half Men” debuts), nothing stays under wraps now that we have the Internet. Early word on the street is that the biggest bombs of the night were Mike Tyson and Kate Walsh. Tyson failed at the podium but did succeed in punching Steve-O from “Jackass,” which I look forward to seeing. And I have no idea why Walsh was there. I’m assuming she was brought in to facilitate jokes about her looking like a tranny.
Anyway, embedded below is a minute-long tease from Jeffrey Ross’s turn at the mic, and the roast favorite — dressed as Gaddafi — shares quips like “You make your own father ashamed of the fake name he shares with you” and coins the new term “skankruptcy.” For more roast joke “spoilers” — if you can call them that — go here.
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can someone take Crazy Train out behind the tool shed and put it out of it’s misery?
Kate Walsh may have bombed, but the link shows a half decent jab at Sheen (‘abused your lungs, kidneys, and liver, and the only thing removed from you was your kids’). Can’t be worse that the jersey shore douche.
Every roast makes me miss Greg Giraldo. He would have eaten Sheen for breakfast.
glad to see Ross didn’t bother to write new stuff, instead just using the jokes from when he joined Charlie on stage during his tour things.
Also, puns don’t belong at roasts.
….maybe the viewing public and the critics have underestimated Charlie Sheen as an actor……
….he was definitely pretending to laugh…..as if he had heard a joke or somesuch thing….
Yeah, didn’t we hear the “family obligation” joke during the roast of Rob Reiner?
I can not wait to hear the crushing blows from Anthony Jeselnik.