Anderson Cooper is a well-respected journalist who has reported from dangerous places like Iraq, Afghanistan, New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina, and Haiti in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake. But in this clip from his new talk show “Anderson” (watch below), Cooper ventures farther behind enemy lines than ever before: he goes spray-tanning with Snooki. I smell Pulitzer! Wait, no. That’s just hairspray.
Anyway, I think it’s great that Coop has a cushy new job that doesn’t involve going to third-world countries, because getting shot at gets old and we all gotta make that scrilla. I just wish there were a better way to collect the flotsam of the Oprah-viewing demographic than taking off your shirt and hanging out with Snooki.
[via D Listed]
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Hoo boy…
It’s ok, Anderson. We already know and it’s not a big deal. You can tell us. Go on.
Between his new show (which makes Oprah look hard-hitting) and Gerard Depar-poop, I’m starting to question if this guy was ever a real journalist. Is this one big Charlie Sheen-style troll?
For his first time getting a spray tan, he seemed awfully comfortable being in the closet.
Cooper’s such good friends with Dorothy he walks over the rainbow to get to his car.
Girlfriend, check out those ripped and undoubtedly naturally hairless abs!!!
Whatever. Look at that. Is that what a man looks like? Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…that’s where it’s at.
if I had to hang with Snooki, I’d ask for combat pay.
Brush your teeth, SLUT
I did not watch this clip, because I don’t want to give that animal my time, but just knowing that Anderson Cooper did this, makes me lose so much respect for him. He was one of the last few good journalists left. Now he’s a hack.
His nips are the size of lentils. That’s just weird.