The only Portuguese I know is “Que linda!,” which I learned by osmosis while scrolling through F Yeah Brazilian Girls (NSFW). But I don’t need to speak Portuguese to understand this clip of a horse taking a dump on a children’s show on Brazilian network SBT. The high-pitched wave of shock and titillation that results from a stream of horse turds is the same across all tongues. Some people say that love is the international language; I say it’s horsesh*t.
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Nice shoes, asshole!
F Yeah Semicolons;
Perfect follow-up post to the news of Belushi’s new show. Very subtle.
Or, here is Sarah Jessica Parker taking a “I Don’t Know How She Does It.”
Whatever’s the Brazilian equivalent of Beef-a-reno, that horse had too much of it.
…How do ya like them (road) apples….?
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