September 8th marks the birthday of several unexciting people of middling importance: musicians Pink and Aimee Mann, more talented musician Neko Case, aging cheesecake Brooke Burke, your favorite TV blogger, and perhaps least important of all, Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Thomas, the former child star and Tiger Beat cover model, turns 30 today, and these recent photos from “Home Improvement’s” 20-year reunion show why he never made the jump to adult star: he never made the jump to adult height. But at least he looks better than the dude who played the youngest kid. Total child molester look to him.
(The guy who played Brad looks like a bearded Drew Magary, btw.)
[via D Listed]
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JTT looks like a non-asian version of Shakey.
But today isn’t my birthday, Mat-… oh. Oh, you meant YOU. My mistake.
I’m thinking the guy who played Brad looks like the love child of Al Borlin and Tim’s wife.
Happy Birthday, Matt. Was there celebrating going on? Is that why DG was babysitting us?
After playing the d-bag older brother, Brad was also the jock d-bag in The Fast & The Furious: Japanese Stereotypes. Way to branch out, BRAD.
Youngest kid has the child molester look, but Al Borland has the child molester grip on youngest kid’s hip.
Fuck Matt has beeen a bitter hater lately on some b and c list stars. Justin Long and the kid from Home Improvement? Hard targets there, champ. Maybe next bday you’ll have a job that isn’t the straight Perez Hilton no one reads.
–Sincerely, A. Borlon
Richard Karn doing his best Earl Hindman impression in the cast photo? Too soon, Karn, too soon.
No lie – I just saw the oldest kid (Brad) in a shitty Syfy Channel movie called “Thor: Hammer of the Gods.” He was sporting the same beard, as well as a stupid faux-English accent for some reason.
Needs more Heidi. (Debra Dunning)
Happy birthday Matt.
As a gift, I give you a shameful secret. I had a crush on Patricia Richardson, while growing up.
/Runs away in tears as everyone laughs
*Hacks loogie into hand, dabs finger in it and draws spit line across Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ head*
Simmmmmbahhhh.
@Smegga, I totally wanted to bang Patricia Richardson when Home Improvement was on, though for me she would have just been an “older woman”, not robbing the cradle.
Also, in that group pic Tim Allen looks toasted. Nicely toasted.
You undervalue Aimee Mann. She’s at least the equal of Neko Case, if you don’t count Case’s work in The New Pornographers.
Happy birthday Captain. Are you 33 now? The butt sex birthday!
Happy birthday, you handsome rascal!
The youngest kid looks like Donald Sutherland’s love child. So yes, he does look like a unrepentant child molestor.
it’s disappointing that Wilson isn’t peeking his head out of the background somewhere.
More love for Dunning! She was hot then, and she looks like she blows everyone out of the water now. Suck it, Jill.
Maybe you guys can get her for the FlimDrunk/WarmingGlow Production Porn Parody of “Bone Improvement”…
Obviously this site is run by twenty something retards who don’t know shit about anything.To suggest Niko Case is a better song writer than Aimee Mann ridiculous. You must be completely out to fucking lunch. Many music critics have her on their top ten list of living singer songwriters. Time magazine has compared her songwriting talents to the likes of Young, Dylan ,and Mcartney. Fifty years from now people will still be listening to her music when all the rest have faded into oblivion.
Wow. Aimee Mann is awesome but….. better overall than Neko Case? I don’t think so. Surprised not more love here for Neko….she’s beyond awesome in many ways, and just now coming into her own. Happy Birthday Neko!!!!!
Where’s Wilson?!
^^^Wilson died a few years ago. Cancer, I believe.
^^ It was open casket, but only from the nose up.