Martin Sheen Briefly Acknowledges Son Charlie’s Existence

To promote his forthcoming roast on Comedy Central, Charlie Sheen shot an Apocalypse Now-style promo, and — surprisingly — his father Martin Sheen took a break from being disappointed in Charlie to actually make an appearance in the video (see below). But be warned: Charlie says the F-word. I know a lot of you are sensitive to dirty language, so I thought you dick-hungry whores should know in advance.

Impressive. In a video with Martin and Charlie Sheen, one of the bikini sluts had the best line. And I should note that I am completely unbiased in that opinion and not swayed at all by long blonde hair and breast implants.