The Miss Universe pageant airs tonight on NBC, live from Sao Paulo, and every contestant has a short little video where they answer stupid questions like “Do you believe in life on other planets?” It’s an unremarkable concept, but Miss Japan absolutely knocks it out of the park (video below). Of course, I’m a sucker for racist stereotypes, so I laughed when she said, “No rimit.” But that takes nothing away from the fact that she answers every question like she just smoked a bowl and is waiting for the microwave to finish cooking her Hot Pockets. She’s got an excellent chance of winning tonight, as long as the talent competition is restricted to getting high and watching Akira.
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Guys in her homeland would pay top dollar for her used panties, then again so would I.
Domo arigato, Ms. Japan
….if she won’t rim-it…..will she at LEAST stick her finger in…?
She is the least Japanese-looking woman with a Japanese accent I’ve ever seen. And in her defense, those are some sh*tty-ass questions they ask of the contestants.
Following up on my earlier post, she looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui, who apparently is of Moroccan descent.
/themoreyouknow
…with her looks, body, and vivaciousness……
….I doubt she needs much in the way of “defenses”…..
So hot and sooooo dumb. God damn I love these pageants
Unless she’s 7 feet tall, her hands seem disproportionally large to me. I’m just sayin’.
But can she sing Cutie Patootie?
Miss Korea believes in life on other planets because “E.T. has to be based on something.” Plus, cans.
She looks like the fucking bitch that kept dealing me 13′s all night
She’s positively radiant!
I meant radioactive… she’s radioactive don’t go near her.
“OH EM GEE, SHE DOESN’T LOOK JAPANESE!”
/racist
Wow this is amazing.
Know nothing about the contest this year.
Hopes for craziness
you folks suck. period. either wasy…. i’m really sad for you all.
Holy Jumpin Jesus, if you like that one, watch the next vid offered for Miss China. She’s waaaay more vapid. It’s like an Engrish lesson..
In arr fairness, if I had to answer questions rike that in Japanese, I would probabry sound ress interrigent than she does.
@billy She doesn’t Rook Japanese to me either
ching chong, ping pong
She had me at rimit.
Love this so much. So much.
I’m Mexican, and I’m truly embarrassed by this, but if you want a swing at a racial-stupidity-gender discrimination joke, this is a must see for you. She wants to be a f*ckin’ unicorn!
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Man, she really does answer all the questions like she just got high! I bet she’d be fun to do bong hits with.
Fuck this bitch. Why must u embarrass the beautiful women of Japan?!?!