UPDATE: Now with video! (Bottom of the post, via Gawker.)
“Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger isn’t just a natural beauty with a warm heart, she also knows how to charm minority groups with her silken tongue.
Appearing on Bravo’s call in show “Watch What Happens Live,” Stanger talked about open long distance relationships and monogamy, saying “In the gay world, it will always be open. … There is no curbing the gay man.” She then turned to host Andy Cohen, who is openly gay, and said, “I have tried to curb ‘you people.’” When Cohen replied, “I am a gay and am down for the monogamy,” Stanger laughed and shot back, “When was the last time you had a boyfriend?”
She also proclaimed, “Jewish men lie.” [ABC News]
Of course, Stanger’s only making generalizations based on stereotypes and calling gays “you people” because she’s looking out for the best interests of intelligent women who want to get married. Um, right?
She went on to suggest that New York women — actually, women the world over — ought to avoid multisyllabic words and mention of their SAT scores before walking down the aisle.
“They don’t like them before they are married,” she said, referring to how men feel about smart women. “You’ve got to dumb it down a little because men are not that bright.”
Yeah, I’m far too intimidated by smart women who have “opinions” and “jobs” and “the ability to read” and “voting rights.” I’m just a simple man buying up real estate and waiting for the right woman to make me dinner and suck me off every night. Speak more of your truths, Patti! Tell us about about black men! If they hate condoms so much, why don’t they pull out?
I want more like this!
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