"Boardwalk Empire" star Paz de la Huerta is infamous -- or awesome, depending on your viewpoint -- for getting wasted and accidentally revealing her T & A to paparazzi. That makes her the perfect model for the new ad campaign for Agent Provocateur (video next page), which features her flashing expensive lingerie as she exits cars and arrives at parties. (For those of you who are new to the lingerie game, Agent Provocateur is like Victoria's Secret if Victoria's Secret used its budget for supermodels and Michael Bay commercials to actually design quality lingerie.)
Hold on. Wait. *places index finger to ear* I've just received word that some readers are unable to watch video at work, and thus are unable to witness the sexy, mentally imbalanced Latina woman model expensive lacy underwear. Therefore, against my wishes to keep this a tame and family-friendly website, I've included a gallery of images from the campaign. But JUST THIS ONCE. I'm sorry, I don't like it any better than you do. I'm just trying to be fair.
(all images via Agent Provocateur; thanks to @thecomicsnob for the tip.)
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“Paz de la Huerta is infamous — or awesome’
I’d say infamously awesome.
I’m going to have to revisit this post in more detail when I get home. Thanks for posting Matt, take the rest of the day off.
You can see her full bush in those see through panties (pic 11)
♫ She’s a laaaaady / Whoa-whoa-whoa / Sophisticated laaaaady ♫
All ads should have see-through panties, even those free catheter ads that play during judge shows on daytime TV. “Call now for your free catheter. And now, here’s Paz De La Huerta’s beaver.”
Upstate Underdog……
…maybe she left the Boarwalk merkin on….by accident?
Boardwalk……or IS it?
….when she squatted to pick up the purse…..
..would it have been to much to ask for her to pick up the loose change without using ehr hands….??
@UU 12:01 “I’m going to have to revisit this post in more detail when I get home.”
12:04 “You can see her full bush in those see through panties (pic 11)”
I can’t imagine what examining them in more detail can mean now if this was your first run through
You… can’t imagine?? I think we all know EXACTLY what UU means when he says “more detail.”
Dux knows what I’m talking about.
Jockey for Women that ain’t.
But I could get used to it.
You know who loves this stuff?
My wiener.
@ Otto – She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, but doesn’t come late
She’d never bother, with people she’d hate
That’s why the lady is a tramp
Her face is just so damn unfortunate
A lady wears black to hide her skidmarks!
-Agent Provcateur
Things Paz de la Huerta is good at:
1) Lingerie
2) Getting naked
3) Using her tits to distract from that face
Things she is bad at:
1) Shaving
2) Being pretty
3) Wearing clothing
Anthony; judging from your list she is a productive and contributing member of society and should be encouraged to continue.
I’m not sure I think she is just hiding a chipmunk.
I gotta say, I’m digging her bush.