Good news for former White House party crasher Tareq Salahi: his wife, former “Real Housewives of D.C.” cast member Michaele, has NOT been kidnapped as he originally feared. The bad news: she left him for Journey guitarist Neal Schon. From the LA Times:
Tareq reported Michaele missing very late Tuesday night, telling law enforcement that his wife had been gone for six hours, the North Virginia Daily reported. She’d called him from a cellphone with an Oregon number, he said, to tell him she was fine and on her way to her mom’s house… The former house-husband of D.C. told NBC that his wife’s “cryptic” behavior during the call made him think she was trying to convey a message to him in code.
She was. That coded message? “Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.”
It seems Michaele had actually run off with Journey lead guitarist Neal Schon in Tennessee on Wednesday, according to TMZ, which got confirmation from the band’s rep that “nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together.” [...] It was what the missus called an “intimate and passionate relationship,” the celeb website said.
Ouch. Tough break for Tareq. My advice to him: Don’t stop believin’ that your wife got kidnapped. HOLD ON TO THAT FEEL-AYYYYY-INNNNNN’.
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The chemical peel in the sky keeps on turning.
So now she’s DUUUUUUMPING YOOOOU WITH OOOOOOPEN AAAARMS!!
Her favorite Journey album? Escape
Her favorite Journey song? Separate Ways
Sorry, bro, I’m living just to find emotion.
When the police asked Tareq Salahi if there was any message he wanted them to pass on to his wife, he told them to “send her my love.”
I imagine Neal Schoen winking at the camera a lot the next time they play “Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’”
Her least favorite Journey song? Faithfully
Something tells me if Michaele wants to reunite with Tareq she will not be welcomed back with “open arms.”
Look at the bright side… at least it wasn’t someone from DeBarge.
The lights won’t be the only thing “going down” in the city. HI-OOOOOOOOOO!
So check this out…
I was at the Nashville show, and towards the end of the concert, Neal Schon brings this blonde chick out on stage with him, puts his guitar around her, and then stands behind with his OPEN ARMS around her playing the guitar. After the song, he unplugged the guitar and she walked off stage wearing his guitar. So I guess that was this bitch. She looked pretty damn hot on the jumbo monitors.
/cool story bro
@DG, to the beat of the rhythm of the night
Input:Journey + Cheating_Houswife
Enter
### bleep /// borp wizzzz * *^ ))) -
\: Output: “{Insert woman name} “Look into the Future” for what was “Next”. She decide to “Escape” and to have “Departure” from husband. Am I correct??”
//end jokebot transmission
hisssssss
Jesus this is by far the “most pathetic for everyone involved” story of the year… Nah that’s pushing it… Month
I’m kind of upset that she didn’t date the guy from Foreigner…we could’ve done a million Cold as Ice or Break It Up jokes.
Oh Salahi, she could have been gone long ago and far away.
Remember the Journey arcade game? Yeah, good times.
I’ll provide a roll of quarters if Mr Real HouseHusband will punch a bitch.
Journey is no Bel Biv Devoe, though.
Sure, Yoko, go ahead and break up Journey!
Next thing you know, Neal Schon and the Plastic Mummy band.
Another few years, she’ll be hooked up with the Filipino guitarist from “Stone in Love – The Journey Experience!”
She’s a surfboard. Rockers should do better wtf?