This awesome non-apology from Andy Levy to Chris Brown Fox News’s “Red Eye” was everywhere two weeks ago, but it never got posted here ‘cuz Daddy was on vacation. Sorry about that. Let’s just keep it here for posterity.
TV, Murder, and Hurricanes, Oh My. Vince and the boys had me on the Frotcast this week. I haven’t listened to it, but I remember a LOT of jokes about their college friend who murdered his business partner. Good times. [FilmDrunk]
GOD’S AWAY ON BUSINESS. Spencer Hall’s meditation on the start of the college football season is the best thing I’ve read in ages. I’ve read it twice. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
15 Haunting Film Cinemagraphs. “Cinemagraph” is a fancy word for a special kind of GIF. [UPROXX]
The Best of the 2011 U.S. Open. Hint: It’s all Brooklyn Decker. Well played, Burnsy. [With Leather]
The Justice League goes to the Wild West. Artist Ted Brandt makes the JLA one badass posse. [Gamma Squad]
18 Famous TV Roles Originally Played by Someone Else. Whoa, Louie Anderson was supposed to be Cousin Larry from “Perfect Strangers.” I did not know that. [mental floss]
Three Seasons of ‘Sons of Anarchy’ in Ten Minutes. Very efficient. [ScreenJunkies]
11 ‘Arrested Development’ Shout Outs To Its Actors’ Past Roles. [The Bluth Company]
What’s Really Going on at AMC? A deeper, more nuanced look at the money squabbles that tarnished the network of “Mad Men” and “Breaking Bad.” [Vulture]
Zooey Deschanel Is Hilariously Banal. Twenty-five of her Facebook posts, including “What are some of your favorite board games? I love them all.” [BuzzFeed]
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What on earth could Fox News have to apologize for?
This segment would feel more sincere if his buddies weren’t chuckling in the background every time he alluded to a woman getting beaten. Otherwise, though, good for him!
How many times can you honestly use the phrase, “Fox News FTW!” ??? Red Eye is pretty awesome sometimes. It’s like the free-for-all basement party all the conservative chicks go to to get drunk, do lines and suck as much dick as possible without anyone knowing about it. Except for, you know, Red Eye doesn’t have live blowjobs … yet.
I really have to thank you on behalf of Brutus Ballsack for the Wilfred gif.
What Rebecca said, the Andy Levy bit would have been so much more awesome if it weren’t for the annoying jackasses braying in the background. They really killed the mood.
He’d be so much more awesome if he was making this joke at a coffee shop. He prayed and jerked off under his desk that someone from Chris Brown’s label would contact him over his masterpiece of comedy but it’s sports so nobody gave a shit.