Awkward (MTV) — Season finale. Because it’s on MTV, I let this one slip past my radar, but it’s supposedly an excellent little show. Have you ever had sex with someone in a cast? I haven’t, but not for lack of trying.
19 Kids and Counting (TLC) — Fall premiere. I still hate these pasty turds.
Glee (Fox) — Idina Menzel returns to guest star as Lea Michele’s mother; the gay kid runs for student body president.
New Girl (Fox) — I’m curious to see whether last week’s huge debut is something that will be sustainable for the new comedy. I’m pulling for ya, Zooey. (I’m also pulling for better supporting characters.)
Teen Mom (MTV) — The young idiot parents sit down with Dr. Drew to rehash the terrible decisions they made during Season 3.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Sorry I haven’t been doing this little sub-feature recently; I was too wrapped up with showcasing all the fall premieres. Anyway: Jack Hanna and the delectable Anna Faris on Letterman; Lauren Graham and Seth MacFarlane on Leno; amateur stripper Eva Longoria on Kimmel; Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Foo Fighters on Fallon; Seth Rogen on “The Daily Show”; Marisa Tomei on Conan.
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I was in a cast around my stomach after fracturing vertebrae and the best part was I had an excuse for my gf to go on top while I laid there doing nothing. That and the pain meds let me bone for hours.
Nice, two of my favorite MILFs on late night tonight. Lauren Graham… Marissa Tomei…. I’m pulling for you both.
There’s a Steve Bartman documentary on ESPN tonight that’s supposed to be really good. Matt, you could relive fond college memories of making fun of Cubs fans.
Is that motorcycle show still on FX on Tuesdays……?
…not the one about the lawsuit between the dad and the fag kid…
I’m definitely not in MTV’s target audience (male over 30) but I enjoyed Awkward. Good show, still no Warren the Ape, but what could be.
I really wish FX or Adult Swim would have been the home for Warren the Ape as that was the audience it needed, not MTV.
Seriously. 2 MTV shows, GLEE(!) and Zooey and no mention of SAMCRO!!
/sigh
“Call Quinn, I’m going Nomad.”
Ugh. Looks like Human Target fan fiction again tonight.
What about Sons of Anarchy, Tosh.0 and Workaholics?
Have you ever had sex with someone in a cast?
Yes, The whole cast of Jersey Shore.
Signed,
Herb Pease
You guys are acting like Kurt Sutter. I.e., whiny bitches.
Whats up, no Sons??
gosh, it must not be on tv if it’s not mentioned on a blog
awkward is awesome.
Observer doesn’t even fucking know about Sons. Dumbass does not belong on this site.
Hey Guys! Just because Matt doesn’t post a show under What’s on Tonight, doesn’t mean that it’s not airing.
Dumbasses
Yeah, I’m pulling for Zooey too. *masturbates*
@ Tim Thank you. You sound like an ass. I guess I should have clarified for those of you that love to write anything out of anger – I meant why is there no love for sons. Instead a show on MTV gets a write-up. Just haven’t seen that in a while.
….I guess you got me there….
Kalbuck
Observer doesn’t even fucking know about Sons. Dumbass does not belong on this site.
I guess you got me there……I had no IDEA that My Three Sons was in re-runs…..