I’ve spent all morning trying to figure out a way to write about Argentina’s “Dancing With the Stars” routine in which a woman got completely naked and had wine poured all over her breasts and my God it was amazing I’ve had lap dances that weren’t as sexy, but there’s just no way to do it. So I’ll give you the next best thing: Gisele in a series of Brazilian lingerie ads. She says that women should wear sexy lingerie to deliver bad news. I’ve taken that message to heart by writing this apologetic blog post in my underwear.
[via BuzzFeed]
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My only complaint is that they are only 16 seconds.
To be fair, these ads don’t really make sense. Gisele could tell me my arm is being amputated because of all the cancer I have and I wouldn’t care what the fuck she’s wearing because it’s Gisele.
Brazil.
WEAR TWO CONDOMS
@UU
Geez, you sound like my wife. WHACKETY SCHMAKETY PREMATURE EJACULATION!
@La Schmoove, hi-yoooooooooo!
You gotta get your money’s worth out of those faux denim shorts, huh?
Sorry, I clicked the link to the Brazilian DWTS and I blacked out. What just happened?
That naked chick on the DWTS from Argentina would have been voted off on the first show here in America.
Ah Gisele, the plainest of them all.
The Argintine DWTS has changed my life forever. I can never go back to having never seen it.
If you all liked THAT Agentinian DWTS link, you’ll LOVE this one:
[gawker.com]
NSFW — obviously.
Maybe we should pour grape Kool-Aid on Nancy Grace’s tits….
Damn, I really want to click on that DWTS Argentina link, but I’m at work. Somebody is taking a long lunch.
Wow. I know you said she gets completely naked, but for some reason my brain couldn’t really believe you. Bet you’re all thanking your lucky stars she had an inattentive father.
The boobs were fake though, right? I mean they just didn’t behave like real boobs that size behave.
I gotta respect the strict discipline it takes to look like that though. She’s perfect. /no homo
Back from lunch. Went through a whole can of car wax.
oh, yes I was watching it and my gilfriend and I couldn´t believe it.
needles to say 30 minitues later #concha (pussy) was number 1 trending topic in argentina.
and if you were wondering what cellphone girl from the world cup was doing, she´s also in dwts, like this (nsfw)
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