This clip from “Family Feud” was destined for viral fame the moment the survey “something you put in your mouth but don’t swallow” was taken. After Team Forsythe wins the face-off with “gum” — not the rhyming word I expected — host Steve Harvey approaches Magen, a pastor’s wife who’s certain that one of the answers is “sperm.” She justifiably gets the big red X, because most Americans know that semen is supposed to be swallowed. A better answer would have been “penis.”
[Gawker via The Daily What]
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Do you know how fucking dumb you’d have to be to think that “sperm” would actually be one of the answers? Of course, when you have parents that think that “Megan” or “Meagan” is spelled “Magen,” then it’s obvious that you’re not exactly working with top-notch genetics.
“most Americans know that semen is supposed to be swallowed.”
Or applied to the face.
100 people surveyed, top 7 answers on the board. Name something you’re likely to see when you ride on the subway.
Magen: An anal creampie?
I can only imagine what the answer would have been on the Japanese version of the Feud.
Also, “jizz” may be the greatest tag ever, and I’m sad that there weren’t any other articles that it linked to.
The real question is whether you’d rather swallow sperm or watch Steve Harvey dance and jabber on about it for five solid minutes. One isn’t quick and painless.
Somebody in California is quickly putting together “This Ain’t the Family Feud XXX aka Family Spooge” as we speak.
Too bad Louie Anderson isn’t still hosting. He would have had a few answers, I’m sure.
I hope she washes her towels with bleach….
…and I hope she visits the congregation from time to time…..
I don’t know if it’s because 1) I’ve become too jaded, 2) that Steve Harvey can suck the funny out of anything, or 3) that I knew the punchline going in, but that was almost aggressively unfunny.
On reflection, I’m going with the Steve Harvey theory.
100 people surveyed, top 7 answers on the board. Name something you stick in your ass that doesn’t belong there.
Megan: I would say shampoo bottle, but that totally belongs in there.
Everybody knows that swallowing sperm is a sin, it says so in the Bible.
We have this over here, though it’s called “Family Fortunes”, but man, Steve Harvey just does not shut up! This show must take hours to watch.
Only answers I can think of are: toothpaste and mouthwash.
Which only confirms my theory – pastor’s wives are dirty, dirty whores.
Oh. My. God. That is disgusting and outrageous…
I can’t believe Steve Harvey is still getting work.
“Everybody knows that swallowing sperm is a sin, it says so in the Bible.”
I thought it was weird that Bakkake was OK if you sacrificed a bull at midnight, but we must take that on faith.
I miss Richard Dawson. He would have just pulled out his dong right there. “Prove it.”