Don Lapre, the infomercial pitchman immediately recognizable by his infomercial-y voice, was found dead in prison on Sunday after killing himself — two days before he faced trial for fraud and conspiracy.
Lapre was wanted by law enforcement after he failed to appear at his U.S. District Court arraignment in June on 41 counts of conspiracy, mail fraud, wire fraud, promotional money laundering and transactional money laundering. A federal grand jury indicted Lapre on fraud-related charges for promoting his vitamin-selling business, Greatest Vitamin in the World of Phoenix. The indictments alleged that the business signed up 226,794 people who were promised lucrative commission checks for selling vitamins and recruiting others to the business.
Customers and investors spent nearly $51.8 million, but only 5,000 victims were paid about $6.4 million in commission, according to a statement released in June by the U.S. Department of Justice. Lapre collected at least $2.2 million from the business from 2004 to 2007. [AZ Central]
Writing eulogies can be tough. “He made millions by defrauding over 200,000 people, then killed himself in prison. He will be missed.”

Lapre was wanted by law enforcement after he failed to appear at his U.S. District Court arraignment in June on 41 counts of conspiracy, mail fraud, wire fraud, promotional money laundering and transactional money laundering. A federal grand jury indicted Lapre on fraud-related charges for promoting his vitamin-selling business, Greatest Vitamin in the World of Phoenix. The indictments alleged that the business signed up 226,794 people who were promised lucrative commission checks for selling vitamins and recruiting others to the business.

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Involved in money laundering, fraud, with a quasi drug product. What did he do, hang himself with a belt off of a door knob in the prison library?
excellent Wire reference Girth…
@MG: He stabbed himself in the femoral artery and bled out. Kinda metal, actually.
@poon: What is this Wire you speak of?
This is gonna come as a shock to hundreds of prison rapists. A soft nervous white guy? That’s better than raping a guy named Thor with a candy bar.
@stinky pete
I’m sure you read this, but I thought it needed mentioning…they had found several wounds on his groin and upper leg while he was trying to find that artery. That’s someone who REALLY wanted to die.
If I was in prison and wanted to die, stabbing yourself in the groin doesn’t sound like it would work. You’d have to really get the blade in there, lots of muscle and fat to cut through.
I would steal a motorbike, jump the fence and be gunned down by a chopper. Gives people at the funeral something to talk about.
Matt, you nailed the eulogy. Not sure about the accuracy of the last 4 words, but it sounds nice.
@Inky Pee:
‘He’ stabbed ‘himself’ in the femoral artery you say? I’m kinda thinking others may have thought he was going down the plea option road before the trial. I doubt he kept the company of upstanding business partners.
What happened to all the money he made in Real_Estate in the 1980s…?
2.2 million over four years on 51.8 million in revenue??
…he SHOULD have killed himself…..Dick Fuld used to shit guys like this after breakfast
He’s probably having sex with Billy Mays beard in hell right now. Goodnight sweet price!
Your move, Kevin Trudeau.