As we all know, I’m a big Paz de la Huerta fan — for her work on “Boardwalk Empire,” for her lingerie modeling, and most especially for her drunken physical assaults of reality TV fame whores. But a lot of that has to do with my tastes; I like a a woman who might break a beer bottle and stab me in the ribs with it during sex.
Paz was a guest on VH1′s “Big Morning Buzz Live” today, and she REALLY knows how to dress for a TV interview: thigh-highs, garters, form-fitting turtleneck. The first 30 seconds or so of the interview are GREAT.
And then Paz talks. And she. Talks. Very. Slowly. Her pauses between sentences are so long that the camera cuts over to host Carrie Keagan (no slouch herself), whose smiling nods can’t hide the desperation on her face. It’s simply an awful interview. You MUST watch it!
Video via Best Week Ever. One more screencap to help you forget about Paz’s speech patterns:
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FKN HELL! Carrie Keagan is a THOUSAND times hotter than Paz de la Huerta. Google image that bish!
Cokeheadish seductress? I’m going to use that constantly.
Seems like her new movie coming out was made for Matt. I’ve never seen the woman giving the interview before, but I can’t tell if her rack is huge or it’s some sort of bra trickery.
Nope. Huge rack. Definitely.
I am down with some sort of Keagan/Paz sammich, wrap, pannini, or somesort. I’d bring the mayo.
No really; a cooking show is what I meant.
Speech isn’t her first language, if you know what I mean. And I think you do. Because I have no idea.
“No talker” beats “Slow Talker” in the hot babes arena
Ooh, I recognize the host now, she also hosted a few of those VH1 “Top 100…” specials. Definitely worth a GIS.
Paz De La Huerta strikes me as WAY smarter than I was expecting……..she seemed to “think” about her answers………
…and she was probably thinking “girl-on-girl” with the hot squeaky blonde bitch…..
Awful interview? Wrong. My argument: screencap.
I just GIS’d in my pants.
Wow. Best Week Ever is still a thing, huh?
There’s something weird about her face. Like she stole it from someone else and it doesn’t fit properly.
Exhibit A: [starsmedia.ign.com]
Digging Paz more than Busty St. Clair up there??: [www.youtube.com]
HOLY FUCK THIS IS PAINFUL