Remember when Shannen Doherty was a big star and left “Beverly Hills, 90210″ because everyone on the show hated her? Well everything turned out pretty sweet for Shannen, because now she’s getting her liberal arts degree online at EducationConnection.com. I bet she even gets free tuition for doing the commercial (below). So suck on THAT, Priestley. Your Canadian ass never even went to college.
(thanks for the tip, Burnsy)
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“So suck on THAT, Priestley. Your Canadian ass never even went to college.”
Wait.. what about those 6 years he spent at Cal U?
I like the sexy business outfit, but where the hell was the sexy nurse outfit? Also, I’m guessing this is where Keenan Thompson’s girlfriend got her degree.
Hopefully Shannen can get her degree before she auditions for the lead role in The Michael Strahan Story
I saw this about a month ago during Saturday morning television and would have been embarrassed for her if I wasn’t so embarrassed for myself watching Saturday morning television.
So not only is she doing ads for a company that Danger Guerrero has mocked in the past, but she’s also wearing a Snuggie on an airplane. That’s a hard fall from grace.
This of course, continues my fantasy of a “back to school” style television movie starring half the cast of Baywatch and half the cast of 90210.
” So suck on THAT, Priestley. Your Canadian ass never even went to college.” Well, considering she’s getting an online “degree,” neither is she.
She can study on the set. Y’know, if she’s ever on a set again.
That “left eye” nickname went to the wrong chick.
…well…I guess being a cunt DOES pay off….
I hope Lindsay Lohan keeps on her path…..I’d love to see her as the “loving wife” on the PosTVac commercial…
I wish she were doing one of those sweet Education Connection jingles but I guess fingers crossed this will be a series of ads.
We’re ignoring the important question here…why does the website address change every time I see a commercial for this “company”? They always call themselves “Education Connection” in the jingle but they apparently run roughly 346 different websites.
Sounds like somebody never heard of a little school called “Hotpants College.”
Did anybody get that? Too obscure?
Ronnie Bostock reference for the win, Zack.
I thought you had to wear pajamas to go to an online college?
Isn’t college free in Canada?
You’d think something like this would humble Doherty. But it probably won’t. It’s that fucker Luke Perry’s fault her career tanked. It had nothing to do with the fact that Shannen Doherty is an insufferable See You Next Tuesday.
Has she always had that huge gap in her teeth?
Jason Priestley’s show “Call me Fitz” is actually pretty decent.
That “left eye” nickname went to the wrong chick.
Someone at the late, somewhat lamented Fametracker used to refer to Doherty as “Ol’ Picasso Face.” Ouch.
I have a feeling these online colleges are not on the level, much like Shannon’s eyes
@Deezy
“Education Connection primarily uses two marketing methods to drive traffic to its website: television commercials and paid search. The company has created a sophisticated, integrated program that leverages the unique strengths of each channel to maximize site traffic and conversion. Education Connection runs a variety of different TV commercials, each targeted to slightly different audiences such as people interested in study from home or hourly workers looking to earn more with an advanced degree. Each commercial mentions a unique “vanity” URL, such as http://www.collegeinpjs.com or http://www.schoolasap.com, which leads to a corresponding Education Connection micro-site. The company’s paid search program targets searchers who are broadly interested in matching services as well as searchers attempting to find one of the many micro-sites that have been advertised on television. This allows the company to increase the accountability and effectiveness of television advertising by integrating it with paid search.”
source:
[www.marinsoftware.com]
If the editor reads this I would appreciate some sort of mention for solving this persistently asked question. It only took a few seconds but I’m a very vain person.