7. Hilary and Trevor, ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’
Something unexpected happens when Trevor proposes to his blushing bride-to-be, Hilary, on national TV while he’s bungee jumping.
J: Then the next one I’ve got is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, where Hilary’s husband proposes while skydiving [sic], she says yes while watching him on TV, and then…he goes splat.
M: Oh, I’d forgotten about that! So awesome.
M: I always think of Fresh Prince as a harmless family sitcom, but it had some edgy aspects.
M: Like all the black people in the cast.
J: That totally rocked TGIF’s world in the early 1990s.
J: On Full House, Uncle Jesse dove out of a plane on his wedding day, if I remember correctly, but he landed in a tree. And then he sang “Forever,” and a million cats cried out in horror.
M: I seem to recall him being suspended in a tree, hanging in the parachute. And I hate that I have the memory of that, even if it never happened.
J: I remember it, too, so it must have happened.
M: Shame that we can’t remember Dave Coulier being murdered by vagrants.
8. Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, ‘Mr. Show’
It’s the truest love imaginable between two guys at a bar, the kind that begins with, “Hey man, what the f**k!?”
J: I hate admitting this, but I haven’t seen all of Mr. Show, but I have seen the fantastic “I’ll Marry Your Stupid Ass” skit.
M: It was on TV while I was in college, but I never had access to HBO then.
J: David Cross and Better Call Saul play two Italian A-holes who keep trying to get the other to admit he’s pussy, and because neither of them wants to back off, so they end up getting hitched.
J: I think I’m going to steal what Odenkirk says on the altar for my own wedding: “I, [Josh Kurp], will promise that I will not chickensh*t out until you admit that you’re a pussy.”
M: I will take your and everyone else’s word that it is brilliant, and will watch the entire series just as soon as I finish the entire DVD series of The Shield, Friday Night Lights, and Deadwood, and also finish re-watching The Wire and Arrested Development.
J: Probably can’t convince you on Firefly, huh?
M: It’s only a season, and I like Fillion and Hendricks, so I’ll add it to the back of the line.
J: It’s all I ask.



My own proposal was sort of TV-themed – I got Jennifer Carroll (from Top Chef Season 6) to trick my fiancee into thinking they were going to meet for a drink in the first class lounge at the airport. Instead it was me, with a ring I bought at Macy’s. Sucker!
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+1 Bobby, and completely true.
We need more J&M gchat logs posted. Easily more entertaining than 80% of the Internet.
ZACK AND KELLY, YOU DICKS.
I forgot that Fresh Prince took such a staunch stance against interracial marriage by killing off the white guy instead of the black woman. It’s like bizarro weird reverse racism.
I am shocked the Yiddish word for heart isn’t something ridiculous. I deeply respect the Jewish people but from what I remember from growing up in New York, that Yiddish stuff always sounds like you guys just make it up off the top of your head.
Jane Leeves Season One 90s Attractive.
Jane Leeves Season Three is Regular Attractive.
Towards the end of the show’s run, however, she was getting chubby. Neve Campbell was 90s attractive but I would still bone her for some reason.
Matt, on Firefly there’s an episode where a guy falls asleep and wakes up accidentally married to Christina Hendricks.
Oh and Josh: [www.etsy.com]
You can find anything on Etsy.
Filmdrunk has the Frotcast, I think WarmingGlow needs some live chat sessions during shitty TV shows so I can still be entertained by shows with a laugh track.
What about when John Madden proposed to Brett Favre on MNF?
No Martin and Gina? This list is bogus. And didn’t Steve Urkel propose to Laura in space? I seem to remember him going into space but it could have been my desire to shoot him into orbit.
Best part of the Mr. Show skit: Bob Odenkirk’s angry lawn mowing.
@LastTexasFan I NEED IT. Between those and the fact that I’m going to make my best man come into the ceremony on a minature bicycle, I’m going to have the best Simpsons-themed wedding ever.
So, Matt and Josh, what are their names? Heheheh.
For this joke, you have to know that “their” is referring to two dudes. Nailed it!
True story: I went to a wedding this weekend where all of the groomsmen wore the piggy cuff links. Best wedding ever.
Bless you for putting this post at the top of the page under the menu bar. That creepy Simpsons cosplay picture was freaking me the f*ck out.
Charlie proposing to the Waitress should have been #1 simply because it was such an elaborate scheme, the whole gang was involved and didn’t even know it until the end. Plus the gang singing is always a bonus
@complexcontext Plus, rape jokes.
C’mon, where’s Macho Man Randy Savage proposing to Ms. Elizabeth?
Lisa from NewsRadio: “Marry me, you bum.” Gives hope to rest of us drunken hobos.