
This Friday night, Nat Geo WILD will air “Shark Attack Experiment: LIVE,” in which a team of divers and conservationists will test various myths about shark attacks by getting in the water and DARING SHARKS TO BITE THEM ON LIVE TELEVISION. Oh man, I am SO Team Shark!
Shark Attack Experiment: LIVE will beam from some of the world’s most shark-infested waters off the coast of South Africa. Here, a team of free-divers and conservationists put their safety on the line to separate shark attack myths from realities… This is no stunt; the goal is to dispel negative myths about sharks and raise public awareness that some shark species are being driven to extinction by overfishing. [NatGeo]
Good Lord this sounds awesome. If there’s one thing I respect, it’s gambling with human lives to prove a point.
But wait — what’s that? You’re only interested if the shark conservationists in danger are SEXY shark conservationists? DONE AND DONE. In the video below, Gail Addison (banner image) and Olivia Symcox (inset) swim around with dangerous black-tipped reef sharks in nothing but skimpy bikinis to see if exposed skin is tempting to sharks. It’s great — and a complete surprise to me. I always figured “BIKINI SHARK BAIT LIVE!” would be a Syfy original movie, not a real event.



I’ll hold out for bikini dolphin rape.
I swear to God I have a Word doc on my desktop full of more idiotic TV pitches and one of them says “hot chicks swim with sharks.” I need to get my shit together and post these before more get taken.
I call shenanigans! shenanigans, i say! I was diving the Galapagos and the black tip reef sharks were pussies.
If hope it’s not that time of the month for those bikini babes.
something something purple tip pants shark
SharkBait! O-HA-HA!
@Lego, nice “Saving Nemo” reference.
Why yes I do have small children at home. Why do you ask?
If they film any of this near Durban or Port Shepstone, I’m going to feel like a total badass because I used to surf in that water all the time.
Well, I guess I’ll feel like less of a badass if the sharks don’t actually eat anybody. So I’ll be on Team Shark for this one.
I feel like they’re setting up a bit of a straw man here; does anyone actually contend that sharks are somehow innately attracted to human flesh? It looks like the divers are not doing the one thing they really should do to test shark attack behavior, which is act like a shark’s usual prey (which, since they can’t get as small as a fish, would mean splashing around at the surface like a seal pup). The most they’re likely to get by swimming fluidly or being still below the surface is a test-bite, which, to be fair, could be rather unpleasant, per this gent’s similar experiment (kicks off around 2.30). [www.youtube.com]
Also, I love that the promo follows up one of the divers saying “we want this show to be about science” with the narrator saying “the girls’ bikini-bait test may not revolutionize shark research…” That’s some nice editing, boys.
“Why yes I do have small children at home. Why do you ask?”
/things Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer advised against answering in the Bob Costas interview?
Oh, White People… Don’t ever change.