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Colbert Tackles Vodka-Soaked Tampons

Written by Matt Ufford / 11.15.11

There are three pillars upon which Warming Glow is built: Alison Brie, corgis, and bringing you every possible TV clip about vodka-soaked tampons. With that last one in mind, last night’s “Colbert Report” led off with the Phoenix news report featured here last week (though it said nothing of the phenomenon’s 2008 appearance on “The Doctors”).

The clip is below for you enjoyment (via Uproxx). To the commenting section’s great credit, Colbert closes with the same punchline that La Schmoove made in last week’s post. Warming Glow: telling you Stephen Colbert’s jokes a week before they happen, without any of the acclaim or respectability.

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Matt Ufford posted

"Colbert Tackles Vodka-Soaked Tampons"

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    11.15.11 at 1:15 pm
    Upstate Underdog

    I nominate LaSchmoove for WG commentor hall of fame.

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    11.15.11 at 1:21 pm
    Burnsy ☆

    Both SNL and Colbert have had their Uproxxian moments enough to raise an eyebrow.

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    11.15.11 at 1:32 pm
    La Schmoove

    I’m gonna apply for a writing gig at Colbert and instead of a resume, I’ll just print out all of my WG comments. UU and Matt can be my references.

    La Schmoove: Super Genius!

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    11.15.11 at 1:37 pm
    La Schmoove

    Real Talk: when Colbert said my joke, I felt a happiness and pride through my body that’s usually reserved for sarcasm, cynicism and bourbon.

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    11.15.11 at 1:42 pm
    betheballdanny

    When are we going to see a TV Gourmet for this?

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    11.15.11 at 1:50 pm
    Observerwwtdd

    Now….to check if your kids have been sneaking alcohol…….

    …How do you sniff their breath….?

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    11.15.11 at 2:12 pm
    Homo_Erectus

    …Call the boyfriend, see if it’s on HIS breath.

    See, cuz he was probably… oh, nevermind.

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    11.15.11 at 2:28 pm
    Alcoholics Gratuitous

    So let’s say I can take 6 shots and be hammered, does rectally taking a vodka soaked tampon mean I still require 6 shots? Seeing as how it doesn’t get filtered by my liver, one would think less alcohol is required.

    *puts on scientist goggles and pours Popov into a beaker.

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    11.15.11 at 2:36 pm
    spleener

    I’m pretty sure that Bjork once mentioned this in an interview in the mid-to-late 90s. I think it was common with Icelandic teens or something. It certainly sounds like something those crazy cats would get up to. Them or the Scandinavians. Or the Dutch. Or another of those liberal sexy countries.

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    11.15.11 at 3:39 pm
    0tarin

    Having WG commenters quoted on real cable TV makes me feel … what’s the opposite of shame? No, not pride… Less shame.

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