
Conan O’Brien capped off his week of New York shows last night, and he absolutely brought the house down. Highlights included a guest spot by Louis CK, Conan officiating over a gay wedding, and a report on Occupy Wall Street by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. (Also, it was attended by our own Matt Ufford, which I think is quite prestigious in its own right.) It was a power-packed hour that served as a reminder of exactly how hard Conan can bring it. From a late night talk show perspective, it was the equivalent of dropping the mic and walking off stage with your fist in the air.
My favorite part had to be Triumph, though. It’s been a long time since the Robert Smigel-voiced character has been on the show, and he was at the top of his game ridiculing the hippies and hipsters in the crowd. It’s like the whole situation was tailor-made for him. I would put in up on the pedestal with his famous report from the premiere of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, where he skewered the nerds in attendance.
It reminds me of something my grandfather used to tell me. “Son,” he’d say, “anytime you can take a giant, inflatable, cigar-chomping dog, and have him mimic a sexual act with one of the defining symbols of capitalism in this country, you just have to do it. Especially if that symbol has testicles.” He was a wise dude.
I’ve included video of some of the highlights on the next few pages. Tell your boss I said it’s cool.



Why should we take YOUR word for it, DG? YOU weren’t there! INFIDEL!
Look, I’m all for getting a fair shake in this world and taking a lot of power away from the 1% and whatever, but…
…drum circles? Really, OWS? Yeah. That’s not changing anybody’s mind. It’s one thing to protest and have principles. It’s another thing to be an obnoxious hippie that jumps on whatever cause is currently cool with the hipsters.
I just saw Louis CK when he was in Phoenix last week and my face actually hurt afterwards from laughing so much. He said he was about to tape a new special with the all new material he was doing, so watch for it. Good stuff.
/cool story bro-ette
uh, guess I should’ve finished watching the clip first since he mentioned both those things. *hangs head in shame, goes into the tub, pulls back curtain*
“How do you sleep at night? I don’t mean because of your conscience, but because you have so much cocaine in your system.”
At 8:23 of the Triumph video, there’s a cameo by the wizard from Triumph’s visit to the Star Wars line…yes, I’ve watched that video way too many times.
PhxMST3KGirl: I was also at the Louis CK show last week and had the same sore face reaction…hilarious. Hey, that might be a good name for a comedy special.
There was a guy who looked like Ufford sitting in front of Jon Stewart in last night’s episode. Coincidence? Probably.
Roughly half of my thoughts are in Insult Dog voice.
@clueheywood
I was wondering if anyone else would catch that. No Filet O’ Fish sandwich this time though…