If you’re reading this blog, you almost certainly know about Pedobear, the cartoon meme that pokes fun at sexual predators and appears every time I think about Chloe Moretz. But the news team at KRQE, Albuquerque’s CBS affiliate, isn’t taking the joke lightly. In this unbelievably serious report, the news team investigates how ACTUAL PEDOPHILES are using Pedobear to lure children into their grasp.
Nobody offers any proof of this, of course, but there are are at least TWO cars in New Mexico that have Pedobear stickers! And while “it’s not illegal to display a Pedobear sticker” (actual quote), you should be on the lookout because this is a very clear and present danger, and most certainly not ham-fisted fear-mongering. I mean, it just makes sense that pedophiles would advertise that they’re pedophiles. It’s like how nobody expects the guy in the old hockey mask to be an ACTUAL homicidal maniac. Hidden in plain sight. Brilliant.
Bonus points to the film editor who added this:
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I hope my kid is the one it’s their job to protect.
Nice touch using Oingo Boingo’s “Little Girls” in that story.
/old enough to remember that band
“This is not simply dark humor, this is not a joke”
Actually…it is. This is sooo sad.
And they say local news is terrible and worthless…
btw, here is the video for that song. Pedobear approved. Danny Elfman is super creepy.
Be aware, Pedobear enthusiasts engage in risky behavior, such as stuffing vodka-soaked tampons into the rectums and vaginas of your children. Stay vigilant good parents, and check the vaginas and rectums of your children multiple times per day. Because remember, there are sick people out there who would want nothing more than to get a peek of your childrens’ naughty bits.
Forgot the link
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I liked Kim Vallez and her haircut better when they were on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
“That is what pedophiles are using to identify each other.”
I can just see pedophiles in their oversized sunglasses and mustaches seeing each others’ pedobear’s stickers and giving a head nod. Either that or a major turf war bloodbath for Little Jimmy’s bus-route.
Another “code-behavior” used by pedo-bear aficionados…..??
…jamming a dick up a kid’s ass in the locker-room showers…..
When i say “i miss New Mexico.” I’m talking about the awesome food – green chili! and the great hiking. Not the local news
Sigh. Shit like this makes me embarrassed to live in New Mexico.
And by “shit like this” I mean “Living in New Mexico.”
“Tune in next week when we you won’t believe what we’ve uncovered. Dogs and Lobsters reproducing? You betcha. We’ve got the photographic proof.”
It takes a special combination of ignorance and earnestness to render ones self completely beyond the realm of satire.
KRQE News and Attorney General Gary King’s office, I SALUTE YOU!!
Slow news day for channel 13.
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So, New Mexico thinks that pedophiles identify themselves with Pedobear? Hey, guys look at me, I commit heinous crimes! It’s satire New Mexico…most people I know who wear Pedobear t-shirts are college girls. Geez, get a grip.
Great thinking, Albuquerque! See, this is why Hank Schrader can’t figure out who Heisenberg is.
I found this on my twitter just now, internet culture fashion project on Kickstarters you guys want to see this cuddlebear and longcat keychains they want to make J
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