Well well well, if it isn’t our old friend, Patti Stanger. When the “Millionaire Matchmaker” star isn’t making sweeping generalizations about Jews and gays, she stays busy by being a bitch to the wayward idiots who think she can successfully set them up with wealthy mates. In this virtuoso collection of c*ntery created by Vulture, you can watch Stanger put down dozens of women far more attractive than she is — and some men, too (“I wouldn’t have sex with you, and I wouldn’t give you a blowjob,” she says to a hobbit whose response should be relief). All in all, the video makes me wonder how Patti was only the 11th on my list of TV’s most punchable faces.
Oh, and Patti, here’s a quick evaluation of your assets: you’re a hatchet-faced sea cow that couldn’t be made attractive by all the cosmetics in the world, but your face isn’t half as ugly as your personality.
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“Oh, and Patti, here’s a quick evaluation of your assets: you’re a hatchet-faced sea cow that couldn’t be made attractive by all the cosmetics in the world, and your face still isn’t half as ugly as your personality.”
Don’t leave us!
I think we can all agree an assassination joke would be appropriate here.
I can’t get the video to run in Firefox, Chrome, nor IE. Am I the only retard?
Even if she was the best matchmaker in the world, I’d die old and alone with 50 cats before I gave this bitch any money.
She’s a terrible person, obviously. That doesn’t mean she’s wrong.
The word “c*nt” was invented for her. Also, what’s with the d-bag with the mohawk?
Ugh, I liked it better when I couldn’t see it.
Am I the only retard?
Not as long as Patti’s here.
Also, after seeing these images of Patti Stanger, I’d like to retract my statement in the “Work It” thread yesterday that no one would ever be fooled by two guys who so obviously look like women in drag. If Patti can do it, any guy can.
Sounds like par for the course, Patty.
Burnsy, I’m not even fighting it.
She is a no class huckster
I can’t believe I missed that most punchable faces article. Whilst reading the comment section’s descent into retard hell I realized if I was Uff, I would need some serious air too. Good luck, sir!
Matt, you shouldn’t hold back as you wind down your stewardship here at WG, you’re doing yourself a disservice.
I’d let her blow me, but only through a glory hole.
I know hating this bitch is kind of like hating the heel in a pro wrestling match, but I really do hate this bitch.
I’m not watching the video because I don’t need that sort of shit in my life. However, I do want to give a “fuck you” to Brutus for forever ruining glory holes with the thought that this bitter sack of ass might be on the other side.