This video (NSFW audio) is from behind-the-scenes footage of some show called “People Behaving Badly” or something. Whatever. That’s not the important part. In it, a very sassy man in an Elmo shirt gets a ticket. That is also not the important part. The important part is that WHILE getting the ticket, he repeatedly calls the cameraman fat and poor in the most delightfully mean manner possible. I love it so.
This is one of those things that extremely sassy men do better than anyone else. It’s not even close. A meatheaded dolt in this situation would have been all, “Come on, bro. You wanna go, bro? I’m serious bro. I will get out of this car and I will end you, bro,” and it would have been kinda funny I guess, but not as brutal as this. I mean, this guy breaks out the SHARP knives. Especially starting at the 1:13 mark, where he mocks the cameraman’s entire station in life by saying, “I bet you couldn’t afford [a ticket] if you got one, fatass. All you can afford is FOOD with your fat, lazy ass. That’s why you’re out here videotaping. You ain’t even on a real job. Why don’t they have you down there in Oakland filming what’s going on with all the riots and sh-t? They got your fat, lazy, non-relevant, non-factor ass out here filming highway patrol sh-t. That tells you how much you’re worth at your job.” BOOM. DAGGER.
This guy is the best. I want him and Randall from the Honey Badger video to hang out with me all the time and verbally lay waste to my enemies.
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Holy, mother of woah.
That guy knows how to use his words.
Also, I will now actively be looking for “sassy dudes are the best” tags on every blog I visit.
Wow. DG is getting this party started in the right way.
Hoo boy….
“Come at me, bro”
“Take a swing, bro”
“Show respect, bro”
“I do respect you, bro”
Bro down!
Needs more tasering.
Was that Antoine Dodson?
I see a childish little cunt.
My gut tells me if lanes were in Z shapes instead of straight he would never have gotten pulled over.
@UU,
As long as 1 person got it, I’m not completely moronic.
You can really tell DG is itching to get back to Franklin & Bash posts.
Did somebody say “SASSY”???
Damn you, crazy Brynn Hartman.
The fat guy should have said “drive carefully to your AIDS treatment clinic”…..
$500 ticket. What was he doing? Killing the Pope while speeding and talking on his cell phone?
HAHA YEAH OBSERVER BECAUSE ALL GAY PEOPLE HAVE AIDS GOOD ONE LOL SICK JOKE BRO
lol calm down spaz
sometimes I wish gay people could have kids. he and antoine dodson would have such a sassy little poofter
He’s climbin in your pasanger windows
He’s filmin’ your people up
Tryna tape em so y’all need to
Hide your gun, Hide your knife
Hide your gun, Hide your knife
Hide your gun, Hide your knife
and hide your drugs
Cuz they’re tapin’ errbody out here
You don’t have to come and interview
We’re lookin for you
We gon find you
We gon find you
So you can walk and tell that,
Walk and tell that
Walk and tell that, fatboy
fat, fat, fatboy
As a lazy fatass who doesn’t drive a nice car and can only afford food for my fat ass, let me just say…..touché, Sassy Black Man. Touché.
/eats large pizza by himself.
That guy brung it. I approve.
Non-relevant, non-factor ass can be treated; work, patience, and a knowledgeable doctor can make your ass factor in relevancy once again.
I love it when people make up laws like, “If you stick that camera in my car I get to break it.”
Cameraman should’ve done it. Maybe the guy can laugh off a $500 ticket, but I don’t think he’d be laughing so much about being liable for breaking a $10K camera.
This would have been more interesting if it was the LAPD and they didn’t know they were being filmed.
Was the title “This Guy Rules” or “This Gay Rules”. Not only does he sound ignorant, he also drove off without his seatbelt on! Should have given him another ticke!