“The ratings are in! The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show leads among sleazy dudes with no internet connection.” That’s a quote from Rick Muscles’s Twitter feed last night, but it’s actually true: more people watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show than any other program last night.
Victoria’s Secret was seen by 10.3 million viewers and scored a whopping 4.6 rating among adults 18-49 at 10 p.m. That’s the special’s largest audience since 2002 and its biggest demo rating during its nine-year history — leaping 35 percent from last year. [EW]
Am I the only person who doesn’t think this is as sexy as it should be? Don’t get me wrong, the models are gorgeous; I’d happily push my fiancée out of a 12th-story window for a three-way with Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. But if I’m going to go through the hassle of murder charges for an epic night of chocolate sauce and orgasms, I’d rather the girls not be wearing giant moth wings, you know? The excess detracts from the beauty. Just put the models in simple, classy lingerie like crotchless panties.
Video from the fashion show below, a wealth of photos here.
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Good news! Once the fiancee reads this Matt will HAVE to continue to work at WG to afford the huge “I’m sorry” penance.
“Just put the models in simple, classy lingerie like crotchless panties.”
A Fredericks of Hollywood Fashion Show would be awesome.
Until recently there used to be at least one segment that seemed to pretty much have normal looking lingerie- or as I liked to call it the ‘watch on a loop segment’.
I’d happily push my fiancée out of a 12th-story window for a three-way with Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio.
I will pay you handsomely if you work this into your wedding vows.
I think the musical performances make it so I never watch this ever. I just wait for the pictures, look at them, nod then go find hardcore pornography to top it all off.
Why is Nicki Minaj even a thing?
Whatever, those chicks aren’t even hot.
/Internet’d
I wish those Brazilians would teach my wife to walk the way that they do. Maybe teach her how to lose a few pounds too.
*finishes Big Mac*
*obese*
On one hand, I guess there are only so many variations of tiny, lacy underwear before you have to go all crazy with it.
But, on the other hand, I don’t think the target demo is watching it for innovations in undies.
You know how athletes auction off game worn jerseys for charity. Those models should do the same thing with their panties after the show.
@UU – or at least put them in vending machines.
@Smello, or mail them to me.
my only fear of having the ‘game worn’ panties is after I smell them, if it’s not to my liking it could change my outlook of Adriana Lima, and I really don’t want to ruin my spank bank.