2 Broke Girls (CBS) — Kat Dennings tweeted about how excited she was to see tonight’s hoarder-themed episode, and I can’t help but feel that someone who’s as cool and offbeat as Kat Dennings shouldn’t be endorsing “2 Broke Girls,” even if she IS the star.
WWE Monday Night Raw (USA) — I never include wrestling here because I try to minimize the sports talk and I’m much more comfortable pretending that pro wrestling doesn’t exist. But I figure I owe it to Brandon after that stellar Corgi Friday he turned in. Me, I’ll be lurking in the Monday Night Football live-blog at KSK.
House (Fox) — The incredibly handsome Jamie Bamber (Apollo on “Battlestar Galactica”) guest stars as the patient with mystery sickness of the week.
Castle (ABC) — Castle joins the male detectives on a road trip to Atlantic City, and I sincerely doubt that the show will accurately portray how depressing that city is. Atlantic City is the Cleveland of gambling.
Enlightened (HBO) — I’ve fallen behind on my HBO watching, which is stupid because that ish is expensive. Last night, my DVR got maxed out on recorded shows, and instead of deleting the oldest show to make room, it deleted EVERYTHING I had saved, including the previous four weeks of “Boardwalk Empire” I hadn’t watched. I mean, I know it’s On Demand, but that’s still messed up. Time Warner sucks homeless AIDS penis.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Melissa McCarthy and Anthony Bourdain on Letterman (I wonder if Bourdain will talk about the nude pictures that TMZ posted this weekend); Ellen Barkin on Leno; Taylor Lautner and Herman Cain on Kimmel; Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Ferguson; Anderson Cooper and Armie Hammer on Fallon; Clint Eastwood on “The Daily Show”; and Adam Sandler on Conan.
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Jamie Bamber is super handsome and all, but Apollo was most entertaining during his all too brief time as a fat emo kid.
I LOVED Fat Apollo!
Time Warner sucks homeless AIDS penis.
Thank you – I needed something new to shout into the phone after I’m transferred to the seventh person that can’t fix the issue with my goddamned account.
My bitch of a DVR (FIOS) has twice fucked up SOA repeats that I did NOT see during the original run……(Season #1)
….and yet it records “Dancing With The Stars” flawlessly……..
Great googly moogly, I may have to gawk Leno for the first time since … I don’t know when.
Aw, cool man. The clock’s at 4:20. Smoke pot! Wheeew!
I would titty fuck Kat Dennings till my dick fell off.
Also Fat Apollo was no where near as much fun as “Shoot that Guy in the Head” Michelle Forbes.
Time Warner sucks homeless AIDS penis.
Troofier words never have been spoken. I said a couple weeks ago that their “Signature Service” is both an admission that they’re going to fuck you over an average of .89 times per day and a promise to be better at unfucking you over… if you pay them more money.
I wish I was born somewhere besides northeast Ohio. Cleveland is a dump because of the Democrats who’ve been in power the past few decades. And our sports teams are cursed.
Tebow > Cleveland, Unfortunately True
Watched a couple episodes of Two Broke Girls….I don’t care how huge her tits are, that show is a box full of farts that has started to mildew.
Fat Apollo was delightful, especially when he argued while stuffing his face. And when they used a body double for his gut.
The star of 2 Broke Girls is the tall, attractive blonde with the perky tits and perkier attitude. I believe I’ve stated before how I’d cut men’s hearts out just to lay with her for a night.
I watched the first 10 minutes of the first episode of ’2 Broke Girls’. In that time there were two references to Kat’s character being a whore, from the character herself. Kat Dennings almost ruined Kat Dennings for me.
Yeah, I don’t get the Kat Dennings thing at all. She has huge cans, but so do most slightly overweight women. Meh.
@Otto Man
I wholeheartedly agree. If you people lived where I live, where all women look like Kat Dennings (short, minor attractiveness, a little overweight but with huge tits, constantly bitchy attitudes) then you’d realize terrible she actually is.