What are the odds that the guy in the video below — who tells the Travel Channel that he “pleasures” himself once a week by eating his favorite burger, one that “comes in your mouth” as “one big explosion” — knew what he was sexually implying? There’s something undeniably phallic about describing food (“God, that tender piece of meat I devoured last night was so BIG and juicy”), so he probably realized he could be a double entendre-spewing smart ass on national TV and get away with it. You could even say he relished the opportunity, except don’t, because relish on a hamburger is disgusting.
Then again, his side-swept hair implies he’s humorless and likely part of some yacht club. Dude has no clue.
Thanks to Matt (not that Matt) for the tip
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Why is he dressed like a low budget 80′s movie’s attempt at at “preppy old money bad guy”?
Memphians? Really? REALLY?!
Hoo boy….
I stared at his outfit for about 10 minutes. At first, I thought he was wearing a sweater wrapped around his neck and over his shoulders, like the way someone named Chip would, but upon closer inspection, these are loaf…I mean, it appears like it’s just a stupid jacket.
Once a week? HOW DO YOU LIVE!?
BRING BACK NOT THAT MATT
The video jackweed aside, no relish on a burger?! Josh, you need to get your ass to Fatburger and/or Five Guys, pronto!
/giving the WG Triumvirate a week!
*Wanders into WG for the first time today under new regime*
Let’s see what we’ve got.
Allison Brie? – Check (counting Josh’s link the comments earlier)
Dogs? – Check
Hate directed to some idiot on a news network or talk show? Check
Hate directed to some idiotic TV sitcom that’ll probably be on longer than Community, Arrested Development and Better Off Ted combined? Check
A post that gets a “Hoo boy…” reply from UU? Check
PattyBoots requesting shirtless pictures of some actor than will inevitably make me self-conscious about my abs (or lack there of rather)? Check
Boobs? Hmmm, nope…
Well, 5 out of 6 isn’t a bad start. Well done so far gents.
Or 6 out of 7 if you can count correctly as I obviously cannot.
This new staff is posting some sexy shit.
This makes me so hot
@ Stinky Pete “bring back not that matt” made me laugh out loud. I’m going over and nominate it for a filmdrunk comment of the week regardless of the fact that it doesn’t qualify.
Not That Matt, you sonuvabitch. You never would have seen this clip if not for my weird Food Network fetish.