This compilation of TV chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at people (NSFW audio) has been making the rounds over the past day or two. It checks in at a completely unreasonable 42 minutes, so I certainly don’t expect anyone to watch the whole thing. Hell, I can barely stay focused during 42 minutes of something I actually enjoy, like watching an episode of “Justified” or ranting to people on the street about how Jeff from “Saved by the Bell” was a total creep. So the concept of spending that much time watching an egomaniacal little brat berate grown men and women like they’re children doesn’t appeal to me in the least.
I can’t for the life of me figure out why people enjoy this goon. “OH LOOGIT HONEY, HE CALLT THAT LADY A F-CKIN DONKEY BUHCUZ SHE CUT THE PUHDATOES WRONG. HAHA.” It’s a ridiculous premise for a show, and he is a ridiculous person. If I wanted to see someone yell and scream at his underlings like a drunken, power-mad tyrant, I would watch a college football game. At least then maybe I’d get to see a fat guy do a dance after scoring a touchdown. I love it when that happens.
In summation, I’ve said this before, but I would pay $50 to see someone wordlessly approach Gordon Ramsay during one of his impotent tirades and just smash a pineapple right on top of his dumb head. Double that if the smasher is a big fat guy who dances afterwards. Offer’s on the table.
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Since you were kind enough to bring it up, I saw the new (or new to me) print ad for Season 3 of Justified on the side of a bus this morning. The sexiness almost caused me to pass out.
/incapable of providing link, but it’s the one with Raylan in a chair pointing his gun
* looks at wallet *
** looks at beer gut **
*** looks at pineapple ***
So will you need video evidence or would a police report suffice? I’m asking for a friend.
Honestly I like how Ramsey yells at these idiots. It serves them right for signing up for a Fix reality show. They should be treated like pieces of shit.
I think Gordon Ramsey says “xxxx is the worst I’ve ever seen” every single episode.
Here you go Smello
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Good news everyone, you can buy Gordon Ramsay kitchenware at K-Mart.
You’re a good man, UU.
I’m not usually one to say the “American version of something sucks” even when it’s usually the case, but America (in particular Fox) REALLY ruined Gordon Ramsey. Watch his old BBC version of Kitchen Nightmares. It’s NOTHING like the retarded American version (which I watch because I’m an idiot). He actually goes in and tries to help people make a better restaurant without any yelling or theatrics or formulaic plot created in post-production. He still has a mouth and swears a lot but it’s blunt and funny rather than loud and obnoxious.
It’s his own fault for letting himself be turned into the clown that he is, but still it’s a shame he went that direction.
That BBC Kitchen Nightmares is good television. The rest is like watching a human being eat shit for an hour.
I agree with Bobman. There’s also a series you can find to watch instantly on Netflix where he travels to different countries and cooks/tries their local cuisine. It’s a fun watch that’s full of culture and interesting sights.