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Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment

Written by Danger Guerrero / 12.02.11

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According to documents obtained by TMZ, Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian’s divorce petition by seeking an annulment. In the filing, he claims the marriage was a fraud.

Here is a picture I made of Rawls from “The Wire” giving McNulty cupcakes instead of middle fingers.

These are for you, McNulty. I baked them myself.

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Danger Guerrero posted

"Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment"

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    12.02.11 at 2:05 pm
    Tubesteak

    Was the “fraud” because he finally figured out he wasn’t marrying the photoshopped version of big booty Kim?

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    12.02.11 at 2:14 pm
    Matt ☆

    EXCLUSIVE RAWLS SAW KRIS HUMPHRIES IN A GAY BAR MUST CREDIT WARMING GLOW

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    12.02.11 at 2:21 pm
    Zack

    Please tell me you posted this because it’s a slow news day and not because you actually thought any of us would give a shit about any Kardashian-related “news” (aside from the cancellation of their show and/or species).

    /Harsh words, I know, but after you handled your first Corgi post so well, I thought you were mature enough to hear the truth.

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    12.02.11 at 2:27 pm
    Upstate Underdog

    I was thinking the same thing as Zack.

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    12.02.11 at 2:28 pm
    Jack Burton

    I love how, like a lot of twentysomething dipshits, Humphries doesn’t know the difference between the hand gesture for “peace” and the one for “go fuck yourself”

    In other news, I have already annulled the entire Kardashian clan in my mind. You’re next Humphries.

    *closing eyes and wishing really hard*

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    12.02.11 at 2:51 pm
    Kristi Creme

    Scan-dal-ous

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    12.02.11 at 2:51 pm
    JoshK ☆

    I like that the cupcakes look like trashcans with red on top. Kind of like this: [www.instablogsimages.com]

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    12.02.11 at 2:55 pm
    Upstate Underdog

    @JoshK, boom, roasted! Nice.

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    12.02.11 at 2:55 pm
    Danger Guerrero ☆

    I posted it for two reasons:

    1) Slow-ish news day.

    2) It’s ridiculous how breathlessly some sites cover these goons and I enjoy posting dumb MS Paints I made rather than giving them any serious coverage.

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    12.02.11 at 4:35 pm
    MythReindeer

    Yea, I just figured that Danger wrapped up that image macro and cast about for a reason to use it.

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    12.02.11 at 5:00 pm
    Jessolido

    As a big fan of DG’s writing, and an enthusiastic (though terrible) speed reader, I thought the headline said “Kris Humphries wants the Amulet”. This would’ve finally confirmed what I’ve assumed all along: The Kardashians possess some kind of poweful amulet which (when all three harpys combine to form GARGANSHIAN) allows them to shoot lasers out their mouth/butt

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    12.02.11 at 5:01 pm
    Jessolido

    Oh, and as the finishing move for every battle, GARGANSHIAN summons the Mom to be used as a sword or club of some kind

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    12.02.11 at 10:32 pm
    Feklhr

    Leave it to Humphries to bogart the legal proceedings! Wa’qa wa’qa!

    *comedically large hook, Kardassian jugglers <–Pow! Did it again!*

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