
Sup.
According to documents obtained by TMZ, Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian’s divorce petition by seeking an annulment. In the filing, he claims the marriage was a fraud.
Here is a picture I made of Rawls from “The Wire” giving McNulty cupcakes instead of middle fingers.

These are for you, McNulty. I baked them myself.



Was the “fraud” because he finally figured out he wasn’t marrying the photoshopped version of big booty Kim?
EXCLUSIVE RAWLS SAW KRIS HUMPHRIES IN A GAY BAR MUST CREDIT WARMING GLOW
Please tell me you posted this because it’s a slow news day and not because you actually thought any of us would give a shit about any Kardashian-related “news” (aside from the cancellation of their show and/or species).
/Harsh words, I know, but after you handled your first Corgi post so well, I thought you were mature enough to hear the truth.
I was thinking the same thing as Zack.
I love how, like a lot of twentysomething dipshits, Humphries doesn’t know the difference between the hand gesture for “peace” and the one for “go fuck yourself”
In other news, I have already annulled the entire Kardashian clan in my mind. You’re next Humphries.
*closing eyes and wishing really hard*
Scan-dal-ous
I like that the cupcakes look like trashcans with red on top. Kind of like this: [www.instablogsimages.com]
@JoshK, boom, roasted! Nice.
I posted it for two reasons:
1) Slow-ish news day.
2) It’s ridiculous how breathlessly some sites cover these goons and I enjoy posting dumb MS Paints I made rather than giving them any serious coverage.
Yea, I just figured that Danger wrapped up that image macro and cast about for a reason to use it.
As a big fan of DG’s writing, and an enthusiastic (though terrible) speed reader, I thought the headline said “Kris Humphries wants the Amulet”. This would’ve finally confirmed what I’ve assumed all along: The Kardashians possess some kind of poweful amulet which (when all three harpys combine to form GARGANSHIAN) allows them to shoot lasers out their mouth/butt
Oh, and as the finishing move for every battle, GARGANSHIAN summons the Mom to be used as a sword or club of some kind
Leave it to Humphries to bogart the legal proceedings! Wa’qa wa’qa!
*comedically large hook, Kardassian jugglers <–Pow! Did it again!*