If you’re ordinary, and you love Christmas, I have just the spot for you. It’s called Granny’s Fancy Kitchen Table. Opened and subsequently condemned in 1976 after a knife fight between burn victims, Granny’s Fancy Kitchen Table is a creation of Fatty Urkles. This place has everything: Ghoulish depictions of Americana, nine-year-old pimps disguised as a wholesome American family, an old man who’s not wearing pants and, of course, Spud Webb. And look who just walked in: Tranny Griffith carrying a hollowed-out turkey full of drugs, condom balloons, and lubricant. Don’t be fooled by the holiday setting: Underneath the table there’s an orgy of midgets, gimps, sunburn drifters and gay scientists swimming in a kiddie pool full of mashed potatoes, gravy, and the severed limbs of melted Barbie dolls. It’s just the place to capture the holiday spirit.
(Buzzfeed via Burnsy)
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/endearingly breaks character laughing.
His character is funny. But the “cracking himself up” is old. It’s planned and overused.
I understand each of the words in that paragraph, but when read together it all means nothing. Did we switch languages when Matt left?
Dustin, if you don’t start making more sense, we’re putting you in a home. And not a regular one – it’ll be the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes.
Wait until Stefon and Jimmy Fallon hook up on Saturday night. Nothing like a 4 minute gigglefest to pass time at 12:30am
If by planned you mean that the writers change all the jokes on him before he appears, then yes it’s planned. If by overused you mean that he’s the one character that isn’t crammed down our throats like Gilly or anyone Kenan does, then we have to part ways here.
Come on, it’s pretty obvious that he goes out there not knowing all the jokes. I bet the writers allot 75% of their cocaine to writing jokes for this one bit.
The bit was funny one time. They obviously have him go in with idea what he is going to read in character and he ‘cracks up’ because of it. Its no less obnoxious than when Jimmy Fallon laughed at the shit he was saying.
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Bill Hader, during an interview, talked about how merciless the crew is during the Stefon segment trying to make him laugh. Not intentional. If you can’t enjoy Stefon, perhaps some Human Fire Extinguishers would cheer you up.
I didn’t understand any of that. But there simply NEEDS to be more of these cards.
@Dustin: BRAVO. I almost thought you were John Mulaney there for a second.