In what I can only assume is some sort of dastardly, short-selling, funny money scheme to jump start withered libidos, make Viagra unnecessary, and send the entire pharmaceutical industry into a tailspin, “CSI: Miami” is bringing on legendary sex symbols Raquel Welch and Bo Derek for guest spots in the next few weeks. When reached for comment on this news, my grandfather said “Hello? WHAT? Hold on. I can’t hear you. Lemme get the thing. [sound of rustling papers and Rush Limbaugh's voice in the background] Okay. What? Hello?” So, since he wasn’t very helpful, I’ll just blockquote TV Line instead.
TVLine has learned exclusively that the actress and 1960s/70s sex symbol will guest-star on CBS’ Sunday night crime drama as the matriarch of the very powerful Miami family from which Carlos Bernard’s character and thus his son Esteban (Kuno Becker) aka “The Miami Taunter” hail.
Welch’s episode is set to air in early 2012, following a guest appearance by another iconic bombshell, 10‘s Bo Derek (playing the owner of a horse stable, as EW.com reported).
While I’m clearly having some fun with the situation here, there’s no getting around the fact that Raquel Welch and Bo Derek were two of the most attractive women to grace the planet in their primes. And it’s certainly nice to see older actresses getting work, even if it is just a guest spot on a formulaic crime procedural. I can only hope this trend continues, and that thirty years from now I am titillated by the news that Tiffani Thiessen will have a five episode arc as an elderly neighbor in a gritty, urban reimagining of “Glee.”
After the jump, an incredibly weird video I just found of Raquel Welch dancing in some sort of bikini spacesuit.
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Add Ann Margaret to the list and you have my Boner Jamz ’76.
sorry dg, tiffani thiesen will still be doing white collar in thirty years, that show will never die!
What?! No Farrah Fawcett?
Raquel Welch and Ann Margaret doing a little girl-on-girl double-ended dildo kept from focusing on my studies back in the day….
The video was weird, but the bikini space suit was kind of hot. I’m guessing these episodes will have lots of viagra ads.
Bikini Spacesuit would be an awesome band name.
I’d pay up to $4.21 to fuck either one of those gals, Danger. I’d pay more, but that’s all I have at the moment.
Nice. It pisses me off that Elizabeth Taylor and Audrey Hepburn get all the 60′s props. They were total dogs compared to Raquel Welch and Sophia Loren.
Those aren’t buoys.
While they’ve both got several decades under their belts and are definitely in the cougar stage of life, Raquel Welch predates Bo by about a generation. Bo hit her stride in the early 80s and is still very fap worthy (if you’re into cougars). Raquel is 71.
@Alcoholics: Don’t forget Linda Harrison.
Speaking of fapping, I’ve used that picture at least once.
I think that clip might be fake. There’s an awful lot of arm movement by the bikini spacesuit woman, so it can’t be Raquel Welch.