
After Eddie Murphy abandoned his Oscar hosting duties, the Academy ran out and fetched Billy Crystal from the clutches of the Grim Reaper, thereby promising us timely jokes about City Slickers. And, er … City Slickers 2. Maybe he’ll even recreate the orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally with Elle Fanning, just to give this year’s Oscars a nice creepy pedo vibe. At least it’d be memorable. I miss the leering misogyny and the underlying homophobia that the 84th Academy Awards ceremony once promised when Brett Ratner was producing. *Sigh*
Alas, we’re stuck with Crystal, and after the jump, the poster for the 84th Academy Awards is revealed (YES, IT IS THAT SLOW OF A NEWS DAY). It is … completely underwhelming. However, it is fun to play “Which of these movies does not belong” with the images. I think it’s a tie between Gladiator and Forrest Gump.

See!? I told you that you’d be underwhelmed.
(Source: Cinemablend)



*closes eyes, imagines Elle Fanning performing Meg Ryan’s classic orgasm scene, opens eyes*
Oh hey, Chris Hansen.
Say what you will, but I am TOTALLY looking forward to the guaranteed “Analyze This” sketch with Robert De Niro.
I hope they invite Tina Fey to the Oscars this year because that means Lisa Ann can join “the 84th Academy Awards XXX Hustler Parody” cast. Sasha Grey could actually play herself if Soderburgh gets nominated.
I like Gladiator, and I have an embarrassing soft spot for Forrest Gump, but of all the Oscar winners through the 80-some odd years, how are those two movies highlighted in this retarded poster?
Agreed. What this poster really tells me is that the Academy really hate the 80′s.
needs more lobsterdog
Forrest Gump is my second favorite movie on that poster
why isn’t the horizon line slanted? wasn’t this made in hollywood?!?
Celebrate the movies in all of us? How did they find out about that VHS copy of Ice Pirates I jammed up my ass as a kid?
“Celebrate the movies in all of us”
Only movie I could produce made inside of me is shit. I’d call it ‘The King’s Speech’.
“Celebrate the movies in all of us”
So those are supposed to be gas bubbles? Because there are quite a few I’d like to fart out…
The movies in all of us = =colonoscopy?
For a second I thought J.J. Abrams designed this poster, but nope. Not nearly enough lens flare.
Celebrate being white or working for an old white lady!