Adam Reed’s brilliant “Archer” is all set to return on January 19th after a lackluster three-episode run in the fall (sorry, “Archer” is fantastic — the best animated sitcom on television — but those three episodes were weak sauce). If you’re not watching “Archer,” well, first of all, what’s wrong with you? And second, f*ck your dolphin. 
You’re seriously missing out. Did you know, for instance, that Archer was the first to recognize that the turtleneck could be used as a tactical garment? The tactical turtleneck? The tactalneck? You’d know that if you watched, you filthy whores.
Ahead of its return, the FX Network has released a series of promo clips explaining what Archer would do in certain situations, such as the above one, “What Would Archer Do On New Year’s Eve?” After the jump, there’s three more, and all four clips suggest that the show is once again in fine form. And a reminder to all of you from Sterling Archer ahead of the New Year: Whether you call them high end escorts, prostitutes or call girls, they’re all hookers when they’re dead.
What Would Archer Do on Date Night?
What Would Archer Do in an Office Romance
What Would Archer Do to Give Fashion Advice?
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Random clips from old episodes yay?
lackluster three-episode run in the fall (sorry, “Archer” is fantastic — the best animated sitcom on television — but those three episodes were weak sauce).
Yeah, I mean, all it did was tie up the loose ends from Season 2 and set the table for Season 3 while while fighting pirates, punching sharks, making fun of lacrosse, and telling aquatic crustacean prison jokes. Featuring a guest performance by Patrick Warburton.
Totally lackluster.
Jesus Matt…… PLEASE COME BACK!! I feel like this is Fresh Prince and they replaced you with a whiter slightly more miserable version of yourself.
I can only assume that Dustin has fallen for the bathroom ruse trick at some point….or had a bartender sleep with his wife on their honeymoon while he was out playing golf.
Loved the three fall episodes. Very hard for this show to do any wrong.
I put those three episodes against nearly anything on TV, and they win.
And it also put Ray Gillette in a wheelchair.
With an eye-patch
After he rented a boy for a week
You sure this wasn’t supposed to be about The League being just as good?
Also the 3 episode mini series was hilarious so fuck you.
Adam Reed’s brilliant “Archer” is all set to return on January 19th after a lackluster three-episode run in the fall (sorry, “Archer” is fantastic — the best animated sitcom on television — but those three episodes were weak sauce).
Opinions not necessarily those of entire Warming Glow staff.
Should probably just edit that to the bottom of ever Dustin post.
Come on, Hammer. Play nice. I agree with Dustin on lots of stuff. I just think he happens to be taking crazy pills on this issue.
Fineeeeeeee. Just don’t schedule a mediation session with Pam and her puppets.
The best parts of The League’s 2-part season finale were the Archer promos.
Selling these clips as insight into season 3 really makes me wonder if Dustin has even watched Archer.
Seriously? Archer becoming a Pirate King was weak-sauce? It’s like last week when you said “lend me your ears” and they were like “ABA?”
Maybe Dustin is just speaking in idioms that we don’t understand. I often forget how much the English language relies on idioms.
Now, now, don’t get your panties in a bunch.
Good lord do we hate Pam
I created an account to tell you “fuck you asshole” for calling that 3-episode run of Archer lackluster. I should have done it when you said that The League was consistently funnier than Archer, but seriously. Fuck you, buddy.
Did you really just fucking say the phrase “weak sauce?”
Content aside, that’s absolutely embarrassing to read. Shameful. Warming Glow: Now the Counter-Strike-iest blog in town.
Totally disagree about the Archer eps comment. The only thing those episodes lacked was Krieger’s van.