There has been an unbelievable amount of great TV news today. We’ve already covered the return of “Community” and the now official “Party Down” movie, as well as the “Eastbound & Down” Season 3 trailer, but there’s also been the announcements that “Mad Men” will return on March 25th (!), and that my favorite comedy-nerd podcast, Comedy Bang Bang, will be turned into a TV show for IFC. All of these things are important, and they’re really exciting given the barren wasteland of crappy reality shows and exploited children doing horrifying things we usually have to cover around here. It’s a nice breath of fresh air, and I had every intention of using this post to remind us to be thankful for such great day for fans of good, smart television.
But then “Good Morning America” weatherman Sam Champion went right ahead and drew an entire ding-a-ling across the top of the United States, and I laughed for ten straight minutes, took a screencap of it, and posted it at the top of the page. It was completely out of my hands. What am I, made of stone?
I can’t be expected to work under these conditions.
via TMZ
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Looks like the high pressure system will climax somewhere over the North Atlantic.
Between this and that clip of him referring to some ladies’ crotch as a dry zone, I think Sam Champion is just a big ol’ perv.
“And now for local weather in your crotch of the woods”.
Any word on if people will actually have to dress up like the characters they play on CBB? Because I’m pretty excited about the idea of seeing a botched August Lindt suicide attempt.
Things are looking up this year!
Perfect that Vegas is about to be teabagged.
“Just the tip!” /Nova Scotia
Tonight look out for a mixture of rain and some white stuff
What am I, made of stone?
No, DG, I am not your monkey and I will not make that joke. Nice try, though.
So Utah has blue balls, Detroit gets the shaft, and Boston is a dickhead?
Sounds about right.
This year’s winter storm definitely look like it’s a gentile, if you know what I mean *slide whistle*
Better watch out balls, the Oklahoma pan-handle looks sharp!
Yeah, one of our local guys had a slip up like that a couple of years ago:
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Ever since this post I have not been able to stop humming the Comedy Bang-Bang theme to myself. I’m not sure who is deserving of the blame for this, DG for giving me a reason to hum it to myself or Reggie Watts for making such a damned catchy theme song in the first place.
Heavy bouts of moisture and dampness in California and Arizona.