You might think that going to prison is all breaking rocks with sledgehammers, making license plates, and digging your way out underneath that Rita Hayworth poster. But there’s a romantic side to it, too. This “Scared Beyond Straight” mash-up set to the amorous melodies of Boyz II Men demonstrates the exciting love life you can expect in prison: You will be able to remove your clothes and have your testicles fondled. Your buttholes will be explored. You will make new lovers. And you will enjoy dimly lit dinners of lightly tossed salad.
Nom nom nom.
(H/T The Supreme Uproxx Overlord)
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Lesbians going nuts? I like where this show is going.
“Do you want anybody looking in your butthole? THEN YOU TAKE A NUMBER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”
I often wonder what length of a prison sentence would make me consider suicide in lou of tossing salads. I’m thinking 8 months after this clip.
Speaking of Supreme Uproxx Overlords, does anyone else now get emails to “join the conversation” on day old posts? I’m not sure our overlords get this whole interwebs thing.
Oh, and I’m sure you’ll all respond, because the email said I’m “one of our most influential commenters….That means you!”
Getting raped in prison really isn’t as bad as that clip makes it out to be.
All the porns I’ve seen depicting the situation make it seem pretty legit actually.
If looking in your butthole is wrong, well, I sir do not want to be right.
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