“Name something an airline pilot might be holding during a long flight.”
Peanuts! Bottle of liquor! Controls! The fate of everyone’s lives on-board! Those are the first things that came to mind when given the prompt above. Turns out, I’m more of a prude than I thought; of the lucky 100 Americans who were surveyed for a response, three answered with: “His schlong.” It’s actually a better answer than “His bladder,” though, because it works for both male AND female pilots. She knows what I’m talking ’bout:
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What are the Thompson daughters up to after the show?
To hell with them. What’s Marion up to? Rrrrrow!
Anyone else feel they are throwing these things in on purpose. I would have no idea the show was on if it weren’t for the occasional youtube clip.
Yep. The one a few months ago with “a joint” as an answer for “things that get passed around” or what-have-you was a pretty good indication. I expect blatantly viral videos to be Time’s Person of the Year in 2016.
Truth. But honestly, I don’t care because how often do you get a chance to hear “schlong” said on ABC, let alone ABC afternoons?
It might be the reverse — they’ve stopped editing the voting. 7 out of 100 Americans probably answer his schlong when asked any question.
Steve Harvey’s insincere look of indignation is awesome.
If I ever get on Family Feud, I’m going to alternate answers between “Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Yourself” and “Cock-Flavored Spit” until they kick me off the show.