Four Minutes of Blissed-Out Dr. Drew Porn

Dr. Drew Pinsky has nothing to do with “Intervention,” which forms one half of the two-headed monster of A&E’s Misery Night (along with “Hoarders”). But I’m pretty sure that Dr. Drew feeds off of other people’s strung-out misery. When he sees drug-addicted trainwrecks making bongs in their own buttholes, he starts counting the money signs in his head, mapping out all the ways in which he can exploit their misfortune.

So this awesome four-minute supercut of “Intervention’s” most memorable tweaked-out meth heads, drug fiends, and alcoholics must be like the ultimate Dr. Drew Spank Tape.

Unfasten your belt and unleash the Kraken crackheads. What?

(Via Buzzfeed)