Conan had a great show last night. His guests were Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant, and the very funny comedian John Mulaney (one of my personal favorites). He also aired this clip of Guy Fieri eating things in reverse, which might be the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in months. Guy Fieri eating things FORWARD is revolting enough, what with the way he tries to cram food into his giant face with all the violence of a bare-knuckle streetfight. Running the footage in reverse is at once genius in its novelty and an affront to polite society. The whole clip should be immediately sealed in an airtight container and deposited in the deepest part of the ocean where it can’t do any more harm to innocent people. It’s that traumatizing.
I’ve watched it ten times.