One of my favorite parts about the tiny slice of the Internet I occupy is that whenever something “Saved by the Bell”-related happens, people rush to inform me. So when this video popped up yesterday, I got absolutely bombarded. A dozen emails, a ton of tweets and DMs, messages on my Tumblr, all of it. I wouldn’t have it any other way. You can’t imagine how happy it makes me that y’all see a “Saved by the Bell” clip on the Internet and immediately think of me. If nothing else, it validates the hours I spent watching that nonsensefest growing up, and the thousands and thousands of words I’ve devoted to the show on the Internet over the past few years.
(NOTE: It most certainly does not.)
The video itself is pretty straightforward. It takes dramatic or awkward moments from the show, and lays the “WOO!” audience sound effect that played when characters would kiss over top of them. The result is hilariously inappropriate. It’s a simple premise executed well, and I really enjHOLY CRAP WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS VIDEO FIRST. IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME. I blame all of you. Sure, you can tell me when the clip’s already been made, but you can’t email me the idea beforehand so I can scoop up all the traffic? I’m a busy guy! I’ve got, uh, GIFs to look at. Lots of them! I can’t do this by myself, people. I expect more out of you. You can do better.
I’m glad we had this talk.



That random Lifetime movie moment with DJ Tanner was a nice way to end it.
Kelly Kapowski: my second favorite masturbatory fantasy.
“Because you raped me”.
Ah, yes. Who could forget the trend of former goody-goody TV stars playing abusive boyfriends and rapists in terrible made for TV movies: Fred Savage, Brian Austin-Green, Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Outstanding.
I look forward to more submissions under the “Why couldn’t Jeff have died in that oil spill?” tag.
who is Jeff and why do you want him to die in an oil spill?
I missed the very special Zack the Rapist episode. Makes me want to go and dub studio cheering over that episode of different strokes. But I’m too lazy, so feel free, internet.
Hahaha this is classic.
Though it totally is missing the episode where Jesse gets addicted to speed pills to keep up with her dance crew and scholastic activities. Amazing freak out
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That clip was PERFECT!
to feel horrible after masturbating to.
Poor Becky