No-nudity clauses have long been a big deal in the film world, but now that nudity restrictions are more lax in the TV world -- both on premium cable, basic cable, and even network television -- actors who want to remain clothed now find it increasingly necessary to sign detailed no-nudity clauses, so says The NY Post. In fact, when the short-lived "The Playboy Club" debuted last fall, the subject came up because many of the actresses in the show, such as Amber Heard, were asked to waive no-nudity clauses for rebroadcasts on DVD and abroad. Kristen Bell also signed a no-nudity clause for her Showtime comedy "House of Lies," though she will film in bra and panties, and apparently, allow her toes to be sucked.
With the Supreme Court now hearing arguments about the FCC's ability to censor nudity on network television, the issue could gain even more attention in the coming years. But from what we know of rumor, innuendo, and statements made in interviews, we can be fairly certain that the following ten television actors and actresses all have various forms of no-nudity clauses. That does not mean, however, that they won't wear revealing attire. Feel free to compare to the 10 Television Actresses You Were Most Likely to See Naked in 2011, and, FYI, while Alison Brie is not on the record with regard to her willingness to appear naked on television, she's not shy about sharing details of her college sexual experimentation.
Ginnifer Goodwin
Jenna Fischer
Christina Applegate
Olivia Munn
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Rachel Bilson
Kristen Bell
Christina Hendricks
Neal McDonough
Blake Lively
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What a bunch of prudes. I’d let them see me naked.
Number nine disappoints me the most… (not really)
As disappointed as I am about some of the names on this list, seeing them in heels and thigh high stockings will suffice.
*sufficed.
Hang on.
Wasn’t Neal McDonough nude in that movie where Guy Pearce and Begbie eat people and become Wendigo and shit?
Ravenous?
I’d check but there’s no fucking way I’m looking up “Neal McDonough nude” while I’m at work. If I ever get busted by the office police, it’s going to be for something heterosexual, damnit.
No. He’s topless in the river. I only know this because Ravenous is my favorite movie. I swear.
What do you think he is? Kevin Bacon?
Don’t they know know this is how the terrorists will win?
Haven’t we seen Blake Lively naked? [www.wwtdd.com]
Yeah, Blake Lively. Already happened.
There’s hope for the rest of them!!!
Imaginsturbation is a talent I pride myself on.
Fleshlipad or bust….. a nut. asklfj;asdf sorry
I notice Timothy Olyphant is not on this list. There is still hope…
most of these chicks don’t even have that much for us to see anyway (goodwin, bilson, bell, munn, gellar)
think quality, not quantity.
Don’t worry they’ll all get desperate enough to do it. I remember Sarah Michelle Gellar was at that point a few years ago but then she decided against it. Looks like that evil twin show was the better option for her. So she’s not the greatest at decision making.
Most of these I don’t care about (especially Goodwin with that chin…bitch could carve a turkey with it) but Kristen Bell and Christina Hendricks cuts me deeply.
Christina, baby, those things are made to be seen.
Hey Hempz citrus blossom moisturizing lotion, c’mere a minute. We got this.
I’m confused that Neal’s Catholicism doesn’t allow him to do pretend sex scenes or nude scenes (weeps), but does seem to allow him to do endless amounts of pretend killing among other pretend illegal / immoral activities (drug dealing, gambling, implied infidelity).
Mostly, though, I just want him to take his shirt off.
thats because with nudity you can incite someone to have dirty thoughts which could lead to some sinful acts, while showing some dude pretending to be a gangster and smakicing some other dude on the head is just good old fashioned looney tunes entertainment
Believe it or not…yes, speaking as a Catholic myself, that’s exactly the line. It’s a really wacky religion.
Get this, it’s okay to be gay if you’re Catholic as long as you never have sex. It’s the actual butt fucking that’s bad, not the thinking about dudes. No, seriously, they’ve made announcements and shit. You can be gay, just don’t have sex with dudes.
You can look at naked people if it’s like art in a museum but not if it’s pornography, but even if you do see naked people you can’t jack off because that’s a sin…unless you can figure out a way to do it without cumming (No, not kidding).
I guess i can stop watching “House of Lies” then…
you read my mind
Wait, since when is Olivia Munn a “star”?
she could star in a sex tape and that’s about it, but this makes that unlikely.
Allison Brie doesn’t have a non-nudity clause?…………………….. *dumps girlfriend*………..Thats cool
A list of selfish cunts…..
You get to see some side boob of Kristen Bell in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” when shes boning Russell Brand. I don’t remember if its in the actual movie or deleted scenes. I should double check.
And I would totally suck her toes. Does that make me weird? MAYBE
Wait, you didn’t include Alison Brie. That means photos either exist or will exist. Thank you for providing reason to get through the day!
Wait, didn’t Olivia Munn just pose nude for Peta, again? Just because the photographer artfully arranges your arms and legs to cover certain things, doesn’t make you not nude, lady. Also, is a thong really hiding anything?
Kristen Bell naked would launch House of Lies into my top 10 favorite TV shows.
Now I’m just angry at everything.
So all of these women (including Neal McDonough’s hairy manchest) are cool about being shot in the face and being called sluts but if a nipple is asked to pop out for a scene they go NOOOOOO? Seems right.
Olivia Munn has that ethereal combination of ambition, lack of talent, and desperation that make for ending up spread eagle in playboy at some point soon. Just give her a couple more of failed TV pilots and you can see her showing her faux geek goodies.
so, seriously…Applegate because the quadruple mastectomy…or just because?
I believe she was topless in a dark and quick scene in some shitty movie in the 80s or early 90s but Christina Applegate has never done nude, even while she was at the height of her sex appeal as Kelly Bundy. A mastectomy is probably not making her more eager.
I was going to say, I doubt the producers are pushing her to go naked for reasons of taste if nothing else. Although it would be some class-A balls on her part to do a “glamour” shoot with no prostheses.
no amount of pink ribbons could raise awareness as much as seeing Kelly Bundy with a bare, scarred chest of a 12 year old boy.
I’d nuke a small African village to see Pamela Beezley naked.
What about Chaz Bono?
I don’t know who half these chicks are. Who the hell is Olivia Munn? I still have no idea who that chick from Green Lantern is or where she came from. I guess I need to watch more t.v.
What about Kaley Cuoco? Or better yet, chicks from the cast of ZOOM. They should be old enough now.